Oh My God Also !! I Meant To Ramble About How He Seems To Not Care About His Own Wellbeing. This Is More

ep 3: into the workshop

I WANNA NOTE: i wanna clarify, when i write "player name (as character)" it's for when they are talking/acting as their character, but interacting w/ the DM or otherwise clearly in an OOC way.

as always, spoilers ahead!

ps again i did fix the weirdness i think, it was just a pain

pps there was SO much this episode that i loved, i feel like i overdid it but oh well lmao. i think it has to do with them FINALLY becoming a full team in this ep and. their initial reactions and figuring out their dynamics is just so funny. tbh should've just written the episode transcript /hj

0:07:55 i just love troy calling his sled his "baby girl" (or his "baby child" in the last ep) sm bc its like how i talk about some of my posessions

0:08:30 troy standing up for runt :(((( (even tho they both got a little needlessly aggressive towards blink lmao but like. sibling core)

0:09:58 troy's sled has a custom seat tailored to his ass

0:10:46 charlie (as yort): "alright, athletics check comin in hot, why don't i show you guys, uhh, why they call me turbo troy." charlie (as yort): "uh that is a natural one."

0:13:48 blink: "guys, i have really terrible news, okay, there's a rock up ahead that can maybe- it looks loose, it might fall" runt: "what d'you- what the fuck is a rock going to do against a boulder?!?" yort: "i agree what the fuck is a rock??!??" cue blink trying to chris redfield style punch a rock (and failing)

0:16:16 runt fixing troy's turbo mode on his sled :((

0:17:00 yort: "we're goin right fuckin for it! we're gonna do a risky maneuver, FUCK YOU FUCKIN MAI FROM GREASEMONKEYS!!"

0:21:18 yort: "you're- you're over 50 years old??" blink: "thats crazy, what did you say about wonder coal??" runt: "the first voice clearly wasn't me!?" yort: "no i know but this one is you- so i don-"

0:21:55 okay but what does bizly mean "knowing what i know about troy" he would know where the coal is in his sled (even tho he isn't involved in the maintenance of the sleds), is it just that his dad uses it?? i may be reading into this lmfao

0:22:40 runt: "w-well fuckin back up, yort, they're yours? the- the big fuckin dudes??" yort: "those are our little gu- i mean like, yeah, i mean like they're my dad's" runt: "you're not from reclaim??" yort?: "ah shit, ah fuck-" blink: "fuck i forgot we- yeah- um-" yort?: "i forgot about that!" runt: "who the FUCK are you two and what the FUCK are you doin?!?" yort?: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN DO THIS RIGHT HERE?" /.../ blink: "troy, i'm so sorry man, i mean we said we weren't gonna get close enough for the yort thing to be an issue" yort troy: "honestly- honestly it almost immediately happened" runt: "why didn't i think about it, you called yourself 'turbo troy,' that has nothin to do- what the fuck is a yort???" troy: "i should have said 'yurbo yort'" (this one was way longer than usual but the dumbass way she found out was so funny)

0:24:24 blink: "listen, i mean, runt, my hands are tied, you can stab 'em" troy: "wh-" runt: "you're tellin me-" troy: "dude, hold on a fuckin second, that is not cool-" (also troy literally says he got kidnapped omg? i never realized he continuously just states it. he just says he "cant say who")

0:25:12 the back and fourth arguing and threatening lmfao

0:28:30 troy: "think troy.. think troy.. THINK!!" runt: "woah, don't think too fuckin hard"

0:32:13 charlie (as troy): "yeah i actually just think i'm prolly just gonna have some of this, um, cuz this is a lot, uh, and he just called my dad a baby, i'm prolly gonna just- i'm probably just gonna throw back some dragon's piss" bizly: "are you actually??" grizz: "i didn't call your dad a baby!" bizly: "you're gonna do damage to yourself???" charlie (as troy): "this guy fuckin just called my dad a baby, im gonna drink-" bizly: "i mean, you can do as much damage to yourself as you want, im not gonna stop-" charlie (as troy): "no i just- im not gonna drink this fuckin weirdo's coffee.... i take 11 damage." is now insanely drunk, walks into a glass door, argues with at the clockworks (also the "UGH DAD")

0:41:27 runt: "you said it belongs to your father, so like, take some fuckin responsibility, why dont you" troy: "yeah my- no, my dad and i are just sort of in a rough patch right now is all, so it's just not really like i can do that" runt: "yeah i don't even know where the fuck mine is" (also troy saying he "sometimes feels the same" in regards to what runt said?? omg, just how bad is it? also never realized runt mentioned either of her parents?? i wonder whats up w that?)

0:43:23 cue blink becoming fried chicken (and runt and troy being like "maybe we actually should commit a felony and read this guy's mail") (and them forcing him to continue to do it because "he's the oldest")

0:45:19 blink: (puts the knife in the hands of the future thinkers) (gets shocked AGAIN and goes down) runt: "well, fuck, this is really bad!" troy: "oh he fell asleep i'll get him a coffee" (they up him and he shocks himself again)

0:47:01 (one of my favorite bits) troy: "guys- ive got it guys. lemme get- gimme the dagger" /.../ troy: "check this out" (puts the dagger in the inventor doll's hand) "maybe he was really sad or somethin, and he fuckin killed himself." runt: "did you just say maybe he was really sad and killed himself??" (grizz as runt: "what kinda show do you think we're makin here?") troy: "maybe he was really happy and killed himself, fuck, i don't know what do you want me to say?" charlie: (losing it) "i'm so- the spirit of something else possesses me when i play this fuckin character, dude" (i think the only other character i can say we've seen FULLY possess charlie like troy does was whenever he played edward twilight in the suckening LMAO, the way the guys described charlie playing him is exactly this lmfao)

0:49:47 runt: "he thinks we're here to fuckin kill him??" troy: "hey dude, we're gonna fucking kill you for this, IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!" blink: "why is he so paranoid??"

0:50:46 grizz (as runt): "thats 11 damage from turbo fucking troy. what's it look like, does it hurt it?" charlie (as troy): "i fuckin hit it with a fucking steamsled, theres not much to see. BONG"

0:52:08 troy: "nice job runt! you got one of em" runt: "do your fuckin task!!" troy: "i was tryina fuckin be positive, that'll never happen again. fuck you!!"

0:52:38 troy: "you wanna fuckin see a baby playing with fire? gimme a match" runt: "you just called yourself a baby." troy: "fuck.. no i didnt! you heard me wrong- you're stupid!!" runt: "you already know that im not!" troy: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

0:53:48 condi: "how much- how much- how are you looking?" charlie (as troy): "not super great" condi: "like if you took another one of those hits would you die?" charlie (as troy): "uh yeah probably instantly" (could not tell if that was condi being blink but OOC talk or not, its hard for me to tell lmfao)

0:54:31 troy: (trying to pry open the clockwork w/ his sled) "guys it's just not going" blink: "just keep trying! it's fine! we'll- we'll be done soon!" charlie (as troy): "i look up at his hand coming up again and i take a big sip of the dragon's piss" grizz (as runt): "just fuckin dodge!?" bizly: "do you really??" charlie (as troy): "no- i don't- i don't have an action, i don't have an action. but i would if i did" bizly: "just- it'd just hurt you, it does nothing. i'll let you do it but it'll just kill you" charlie (as troy): "well, yea, but so is this big fuckin hand, so which way am i going to go, you know?"

0:55:10 runt: "troy, these things are fuckin heavy, switch with me!" troy: "keep saying my name cuz it feels like someone's cheering for me" runt: "on second thought, stay where you are." /.../ troy: "SAY MY NAME! SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME!" (proceeds to chant his own name)

0:55:50 bizly: "it goes down to come on top of you- wait. wait- wait- wait- wait- wait- wait- wait-" grizz (as runt): "PAUSE." bizly: -wait. pause. pause. what did he just say? wait. pause." charlie: "hold on, wait a second guys hold just on one second-" bizly: "one second- one second- charlie: "one second guys- hang on wait just a minute-" blizly: "wait a minute- wait a minute. what did he just say?" charlie: "rewind guys erueueruelru-" bizly: "lets rewind it. eureuurleurelueuret- he comes down, on top of you-" charlie: "he cums comes on me." bizly: "WAIT- WAIT- WAIT- HANG ON. HANG ON." (one of my favorite bits, i need that mug so fucking badly) ((also hope whoever reads this appreciates the effort i took to parse out what they were saying over each other and count the exact number of waits. i listened to this so many times and cried laughing again lmao))

0:56:16 troy: (mid-battle, realized the clockwork cracked his sled) "aight guys im gonna g- im just gonna go home." bizly: "and im gonna give you inspiration!" charlie (as troy): "... whatever." proceeds to brutally rip apart the clockwork "like an animal" (with his hands so that he doesn't "hurt [his] baby anymore") troy: (wraps his hands around the wonderous coal in the clockwork (can't rip it out)) (makes eye contact) "say my name" (bro likes that a little too much)

0:57:28 charlie (as troy): "do you have any idea how hard i can grip?" bizly: "PAUSE- wait-" charlie: "PAUSE- wait-" bizly: "wait- hang on- wait a minute- what did he just say?" condi: "he CANNOT say that."

0:58:23 the boulder comes back for revenge, hits the clockwork and WILL be hitting troy grizz (as runt): "is there any way i can help him by like, tackling him out of the way?" bizly: "the only way you can help him right now is by going 'troy, troy, troy-'" troy: "say- SAY MY FUCKING NAME! SAY MY FUCKING NAME" runt: "im not fuckin doing that" bizly: "IF YOU DO THAT HE GETS ADVANTAGE" troy: (looking at the boulder) "SAY MY FUCKING NAME" /.../ runt: "i would rather you fuckin die than me cheer for you, i dont fuckin know you" troy: (makes eye contact with runt) runt: "TROY LOOK AT THE FUCKIN BOULDER" troy: "runt i know you don't mean it"

0:59:53 troy: "yeah, um. i just- you guys go ahead, i think i'll just-" blink: "maybe down the line?" troy: "no it's cool, uh, it's cool, i- yknow i fuckin- we broke that- that boulder in half with that sled together, and i, yknow, was basically takin- holdin this thing off and uh, pretty much i s- i solved the puzzle all by myself- i pretty much- just cuz i had already figured that would be it, and i made you a coffee. um. but y-yknow it's cool i didn't- uhh didn't fuckin realize that uh, we aren't chill like that, so that's my bad." runt: "are you fuckin done? okay, fuckin baby? god, i thought i was the fuckin youngest one. alright, get over yourself. jesus christ, we did it together, alright good job! now lets get to this fuckin inventor now, huh? we did the thing, you're gonna go home now!"

1:00:45 troy: "alright, troy fuckin has another brain blast, solves another puzzle, um, you guys are prolly gonna be stuck here-" runt: "do you want us to fuckin clap for you? cmon alright" (clapping sarcastically) "put it in there, you can do it, that's a good boy!" troy: "that actually makes me feel a lot better, thank you" runt: (still clapping) "that's a good- thats a good troy! thats a good troy!" (i love these two sm, they're such siblings lmfao)

1:01:48 bizly: "and i'd like you to come tomorrow and tell me what you've found-" charlie: "wait pause. pause." grizz (as runt): "pause. stop. rewind, what did he say?" charlie: "stop- rewind. wait- wait a second- clip that!" bizly: "pause- wait- hang on- stop- wait- pause-"

1:03:17 troy: (actively being kidnapped) "do you have any idea who my father is?? this would be a different story if i had my sled!"

1:04:01 troy: "okay dude listen, i'm already in a frat, so whatever you're trying to do here, its not even gonna work. i've already been initiated" ???: "you are a long way from home, tramilton lougferd." troy: "don't- don't call me that, man i go by tr- i- it's troy. i don't know where you heard tramilton, that's a stupid- that's a ridiculous fucking name"

1:04:31 (troy's just such a little shit i love it, and the way he continuously rambles, clearly so anxious inside, lmao, also "safe word" what?? lmfao what does he get up to with his bros that they have a safe word)

1:08:16 ???: "all you have to do, is be the damsel. confused, lost in a strange world." troy: "yah, i mean that's like, super not me, but i'll give it my best shot" (really makes me wonder how much of his stupidity was just for show, and how much he hides. slight spoiler: in the newest eps we've seen him MASTERFULLY manipulate people, using their perceptions of him, his background, and so on to do so. so i wonder how much was an act that he just went with because they told him to act like that? (he's still a dumb himbo regardless but i think there's a lot more to him that, even as far as we are in the newest episodes, we don't even know the start of. theres a LOT i think he's hiding, purposefully or not, for what reason idk, but im so interested to learn more))

1:09:30 ???: "if you fail, you never go home." troy: "why wouldn't i go home?" ???: "because i'm your ticket." troy: "no HE'S my ticket, are you stupid??" (okay maybe i was wrong lmfao i sometimes forget he's just that stupid)

wonderlust favorite moments/interactions/scenes/etc + notes from multiple rewatches

this is a collection of all my favorite moments, scenes, interactions, and so on (as well as interesting observations that ive noticed through my multiple rewatches) from wonderlust. this is mostly for myself lmao

NOTE: so far, i only got thru ep 1 because. im tired and its almost 4 am lmao. i do wanna get thru all the eps for this tho so :3

style conventions(so i rember qwq): things are listed chronologically, by episode, with timestamps (h:mm:ss). i also (vaguely) color coded dialogue, just the PCs w/ their colors (troy in red, runt in purple, blink in green). if there is dialogue between the lines im highlighting, there will be "/.../" followed by the next line im including. finally, additional notes/thoughts/etc from me will be in small text, italicized parenthases (like this)

this will be updated as i rewatch episodes or watch new episodes :]

WARNING: beyond this point, there WILL be spoilers. proceed at your own risk!

ps: if there is anything that isnt here that you think is worthy, feel free to add on! also, there are very likely typos and/or formatting errors so. oopsie :3 (did try my best to make sure there werent)

pps: many of these will likely involve troy because im so brainrot for this guy but i do really love them all and their dynamics :3

episode 1: one man's trash

0:06:14 troy: "well then- the the fuckin uh, i gue- i guess they'll- i guess they'll fuckin- i guess when they- i guess-"

0:07:42 baby's first troy math

0:11:50 the incident

0:17:30 troy: "my names troy and i'm never gonna die!" (this note was taken when ep 23 was the latest--so far its true, but i suppose we'll see if it continues to do so)

0:37:30 this whole interaction with runt and her cousins is just adorable and i lobv it

0:45:43 ♪♫ you gotta be careful, little runt ♫♪

0:46:40 runt: "you're goddamn right uncle threestrings, why don't they give you a record deal?" uncle threestrings: "....... hohh.." (also charlie's face during this reacting to the song lmfao)

0:47:22 uncle threestrings: "if you don't come back-" runt: "ah-" uncle threestrings: "-if you don't-" runt: "i will come back." uncle threestrings: "i just need to know somethin... how many cups do ya think they got up there?"

0:58:06 pinch: "doppler we need to break this thing or somethin-" runt: "no, don't- don't break it :[" /.../ runt: "i wanna keep it!"

1:14:24 runt: "they got this big fuckin circle in the sky too, what the fuck is that?" uncle threestrings: ".. circle? who made that?" runt: "i don't know!" uncle threestrings: "how'd they put it there?"

1:28:08 cut: "she want another one?" blink: "gran- yeah, granny granite wants a slice of cake, she took my package. you know how it is, this happens every time!" cut: "i'm gonna run out, i'm gonna run out, she's just gonna eat it all-" blink: "how! how are you gonna run out?! what do you mean-" cut: "she's just gonna eat it all!" blink: "but she's so old and slow!" (i love blink's outbursts lmfao)

1:33:05 immediate simping for aeon as her design is revealed ("id let her beat me up" lmfao)

1:37:07 (realizing i didn't put together before how he somehow got his steamsled back, obv upon rewatch i know it's because of his capture but just interesting to think about how that slipped by me the first time and catching it in subsequent watches)

1:37:51 baby's first "YOU DUDE" blink: (starts running) troy: "don't play hard to get with me dude, i'll fucking catch you, i'll fucking catch you no matter how fuckin long you run i will keep running, i'm an endurance animal of a human being" (sprinting) "you can flee now- i can track you, dude"

1:39:45 (cont. from scene above, somewhat) troy: "dude, there's no need to be such a fucking freak-" blink: "what the fuck-" troy: "-i'm just trying to talk to you-" blink: "-what the fuck are you-" troy: "-i just wanted to say... i just wanted to tell you that i'm fuckin cool, and you have gotta run with me, dude, if you wanna make it down here."

1:40:31 troy believes he's at furcon, blink calls him fantasy slurs (also he "loves birds" wauw)

1:42:17 here troy says that blink's his only ticket out, and when blink asks why him troy says he's not supposed to tell him :0

1:43:06 troy: "oh, yeah, i do have a combrussion"

1:47:00 bizly: (rolls a two against troy & blink's stealth) "dude, a two, a TWO, you're fine! you're fine." charlie (in troys voice): "yah, dude i fuckin know,"

1:49:06 the making of yort (& knilb)

1:50:12 blink: "let's-let's tackle this one thing at a time, okay?" troy yort: "alright, dude, i'm fuckin, i'm yort"

1:51:45 troy yort: "have you ever heard the saying, one guy's trash is another dude's.. fuckin,,.. coo- like- fuckin shit."

1:52:22 blink: "i don't wanna- i'm gonna be frank, the more you talk, the more i don't want to help you." troy yort: "dude, who the FUCK is frank, dude? why do you wanna be him? we already got you a cool name??"

1:54:09 troy yort: "cogs? we literally, like, live, breathe, and eat cogs up there, man. i mean, we also use it as money, but you know what i mean. we DONT eat, breathe, or live it, we just use it as money."

1:54:40 cloudspire hoohah rise up

1:54:46 blink: "what are you saying??" troy yort: "dude, you are just ridiculous, man, i-i don't even know where to start. i mean like, so basically, i'm like the shit."

1:55:12 just a straight roll like man and woman missionary fuckin dude fucking a woman straight roll troy yort: "honestly sometimes i think about guys"

1:57:20 (i just love how, even tho troy JUST met blink, he's already so willing to back him up. he doesn't quite understand when he DOES need to stand down but i think it does show he's never been a fully awful person.)

1:57:57 blink: "well we got some, uh, some tetanus shots in here. a few of them have been poked by granny- granny granite, so be careful about that, she's very pokey." arch: "wouldn't want anyone to catch whatever she's got, hahaha!" troy yort: "i'm not sayin anything" baby's first i'm not sayin anything (this whole interaction is so fuckin funny to me)

2:00:42 troy yort: "i don't understand why this is happening?!" blink: "i already told you!!" troy yort: "i didn't say anything!" blink: "you kept saying you weren't saying anything!!!" troy yort: "i thought that's what you wanted!! you need to be CLEAR!!"

2:02:36 bizly: "a blunt arrow comes whizzing by your head." charlie (as troy yort): "fuckin what i just smoke it" once again charlie is possessed by troy

2:06:28 the bit with the old woman and her dead husband's pan and her second husband

2:09:18 graphite's rock and the painting (troy yort keeping the rock after too is so real, i love rocks :3)

2:11:36 troy: "hey graphite, dude, can i level with you?" graphite: ".... suuuuure?" troy: "alright, sick, cuz i think i get some hp from that. maybe some other little goodies." graphite: "you just say things, don't you?" troy: "troy"

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Gillion being such a true good character that he was literally banished for holding his morals too high. Gillion being raised as a weapon and being in his element when he is in fight he doesn’t have to hold back in

He can’t stand lying and being untruthful early campaign but they go a little over a week without conflict and he is foaming at the mouth to attack and kill.

Y’all remember the time the crew were peacefully sailing and gillion was literally going mad from the lack of killing. And then the pirate ship with the goblins showed up. Remember how happy he sounded hearing them say “take no survivors” cause he could fucking wipe them out without any moral consequence.

can we talk about how fuckin crazy and like. insanely loaded it is for gillion tidestrider, a paladin, chosen one, champion of the undersea and hero of the deep, to look at a rotting, undead chip staring at him with so much pain and pleading in his eyes as he says “really, look at me. i’m not even here anymore.” and firmly say “i don’t believe that. despite what my eyes see, despite what.. despite what my oath says, i don’t believe that.”

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

NEEED to have a lifelong creative partnership.. and if it gets a little homoerotic.. well I guess that would be okay too !

OH ALSO who else is ready to have their soul absolutely crushed and ripped and thrown on the floor next ep. cuz like. i know charlies cooking up some angst for troy. i have ugly sobbed about literally like all of his characters and i just know troy's gonna be the same.

im not ready.

They Kissed Me, A heat sweat spread through my body And the whole of space and time lurched forward. Is this Divination? What is divine?