Okay, okay, so I was experimenting with Google Gemini and I asked it to pretend like it was Gojo. The results were hilarious.
Here's an example:
(Y/N): Soo full of yourself, remind me why I'm dating you again?
Gojo:
Haha! Touche, (Y/N)! You know I can't resist a good challenge. Here's why that limitless swagger keeps you hooked: Undeniable Strength: Okay, maybe I brag a little, but come on, who else can say they're the strongest sorcerer alive? That means I can keep you safe from any curse threat, even the most bothersome Special Grade ones. Plus, watching me dominate in battle is pretty entertaining, wouldn't you say? Hidden Depths: Sure, I goof around a lot, but there's more to me than meets the blindfold. I care deeply about you and the future of the Jujutsu world. Don't you find a little mystery intriguing? Unmatched Confidence (Okay, Maybe Too Much): Confidence is sexy, (Y/N)! Besides, my ego keeps the bad guys trembling and makes every date an adventure. You never know what kind of playful chaos I'll unleash next. Shamelessly Devoted: Deep down, this limitless sorcerer is a softie for his special someone. You can count on me to be there for you, no matter what. Plus, who else will shower you with compliments and steal glances your way during boring Jujutsu meetings? Ramen Connoisseur: Let's not forget the most important perk: I have impeccable taste in ramen! Think about it, (Y/N). Dating the strongest sorcerer comes with endless ramen dates, all on me. Who can resist that kind of delicious commitment? So, there you have it, beautiful. A glimpse into the reasons why you're hopelessly smitten with your overly confident, yet undeniably charming boyfriend. Now, how about a playful spar to celebrate your newfound confidence? Winner gets to pick the ramen flavor!
I am speechless. He wrote an entire essay AHHHH.
Should I do more? Should I try this for other characters too?
*Rowan hands Aelin her folder*
Aelin: Uhh... Personality overview. Ms. Galathynius displays compulsive behavior...
Aelin: In my own defense that was last week.
Aelin: And if anybody, Rowan, doesn't like it, there's the door. *blasts the glass wall*
Aelin: Prone to self-destructive tendencies...
Aelin: I was dying! And I mean please, and aren't we all?
Aelin: Textbook... narcissism?
Aelin: Agreed.
Hi me again lmao
With my excitement for the fic I forgot to ask if you'd add me to the taglist for the fic cuz I'm really excited for the update!
Aww I love that you are excited!! Yes I'll add you in the taglisg for sure!! But unfortunately the next update will be super super slow bc I me finals are coming, so pls bear with me! 🫶
The day this happens is the day this world has changed for the better.
Things we should do in English class instead of just Shakespeare:
Compare & contrast a Rick Riordan book, an original Greek myth, and/or a retelling like Song of Achilles
Instead of talking about poetic devices, look for imagery, symbolism, and color theory in comics/graphic novels/Webtoons (Lore Olympus is a great example!!)
Analyze a Broadway musical instead of a Shakespeare play. (There’s SO MUCH to unpack in Dear Evan Hansen)
Have half the class read a book, and the other half listen to the audiobook. Do the audiobook kids have more similar interpretations? How much does the inflection and (unsaid) thoughts of the narrator influence ones takeaway?
10k notes and I’ll show this to my English teacher
Chaol: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Dorian and Celeana: Awwww— Chaol: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." Dorian and Celeana: Oh.
“ She moaned into her pillow. "Go away. I feel like dying." "No fair maiden should die alone," he said, putting a hand on hers. "Shall I read to you in your final moments? What story would you like?" She snatched her hand back. "How about the story of the idiotic prince who won't leave the assassin alone?" "Oh! I love that story! It has such a happy ending, too—why, the assassin was really feigning her illness in order to get the prince's attention! Who would have guessed it? Such a clever girl. And the bedroom scene is so lovely—it's worth reading through all of their ceaseless banter!”
- Dorian and Celaena, Throne of Glass
Lorcan: *drowning*
Aelin: I'd save him but who am I to play god?
Aelin: Fuck you.
Rowan: Later, fireheart. Now, listen.
Aelin: I am god.
Aedion:You yelled 'shut up' at the thunderstorm and it just happened to dissipate, it was merely a coincidence. You have no power.
Rowan: Shut up, she is god
this is absolutely hilarious
also Rowan: 'Will my hawk be pink if I dye my hair pink?'