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Anyway I need a fic where Bruce, Oliver and Harley are roommates

Bruce offered additional pay to have a single dorm (Alfred bribed the board) Harley randomly showed up at his apartment because she was hiding from her prick of an ex and didn’t have anywhere else to go.

“SANCTUARY.”

“Please don’t yell at me. I punch when I’m startled.”

“Okay sorry.”

“Would you like some tea while I beat him up?”

“Yes”

Oliver specifically requested a transfer to Gotham for his final year, and decided to make this introverted bitch’s life as hard as possible.

Also.

Bruce somehow acquired a baby child from crime alley while he was picking up groceries (ramen noodles and monster drinks) and his only motivation to graduate is look good on the application.

He’s in a perpetual state of “I miss my baby so much I have to go see him” and “I am night. I am vengeance. I— Harley. Please stop taking my eyeliner. It’s unhygienic.”

“Blah blah blah, I’m gonna be a Crazyologist, not a nurse.”

“Bruce we’re literally 4 hours away from your place”

“Ollie please drive me.”

“God — FUCK ok. Only if you PROMISE I’ll be godfather.”

They’re all also vigilantes; But that’s the boring part.

The fact that so many people in this fandom are conviced (and outright obsessed with) the fact that Dean wants to r@pe his little brother is so fucking weird to me??? Like why would you want that to happen? And why is this fandom so obsessed with incest? Am I seriously the only person on here who thinks that’s creepy asf?!

I love Only Child Steve Harrington but I do also really like the idea of him having older siblings that are a lot older than him so he’s basically an only child. Like he was a save the marriage baby.

His parents are checked out because they’ve already raised children and are a few years out from retiring. Steve feels like a constant failure because he’s being compared to grown adults that are all established in their life. Three of his nieces are older than him.

No one ever remembers that he has siblings until after Billy beat the shit out of him and Hopper forced him to go to the hospital. A nurse cheerfully informs him that they called his brother which - “Fuck, Hopper. Get me out of here. I don’t want to deal with that.”

If they called Jason then he definitely called Claire and if Claire was called then she called Richie because he’s the only one who can ever get ahold of Dad, and “-please, Hop. It’s going to be so annoying.”

“Didn’t know you had a brother.”

“I don’t. I have an annoyance that-“

Steve’s kinda expecting Claire to show up first because she works in the hospital, but they can hear Richie before they see him. He’s threatening to sue the hospital, sue the police, sue Steve-

“You can’t sue me for getting hurt.”

“Child endangerment,” Richie says. “You endangered a child by being, I’m sure, an idiot. I’d make the charge stick.”

“You can stick it up your- ow!” Steve flinched when Jason jabbed his fingernail into the stitches in his forehead. “Hopper, I’m being assaulted.”

“Since you have an adult here, I’m going,” Hopper says, abandoning him. “Good work tonight, Harrington. You did good.”

Steve can’t even articulate how much he’d rather go round two with Billy than be here but Hopper’s gone and Claire is apparently two floors up helping to deliver a baby, and, “Don’t tell Mom about this.”

“Already called her.”

completely based off this post

@samwinchesterstan

the urge to write a random 500k fic while all my WIPS remain unfinished is so strong.

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

10000% correct.

might have to write a fic now, brb.

I will never never never never never never never never never EVER forgive the writers for making Dean leave Sam’s body in the cave in 13.21. Not ever.

Dean would have died himself before he left his baby brother’s body to be picked apart by vampires. Like it’s not about accepting that Sam is dead, it’s about the fact that they made Dean leave Sam’s corpse to be defiled and eaten by the monsters that they hunt, and I just cannot for the life of me accept that. That felt so out of character I was about to pull my damn hair out.

“Don’t have time” my ass.

Dean Winchester would. Never. Do. That.

It’s bad enough we had to watch him leave Sam’s body behind in Red Meat—now it happens again? Now Sam has to wake up again, bloody and scared and confused and all alone??? And Dean isn’t there to comfort him!?!

What if I hurled myself into the sun? Explain yourselves!!

Ive never seen anybody ask this question but...

hi, not to ask you for more recs right when you posted your week’s recs rn, but would you know of any damian focused fics? or authors? i like when he’s become proper nice family :)

also, fic rec for you (not sure if you’ve read it yet!) nature and nurture, it’s a deaged bruce fic. you have to log in to read it on ao3 though.

i hope your week goes well!! 💛💛

Never be afraid to ask for fic recs from me anon, I always enjoy answering these asks (even if it takes me a bit to answer them, lol). And thank you for the fic rec! I love me a good deaged bruce fic, so I'll definately check it out!

Exit Strategy by smilebackwards @smilebackwards - Batfam, complete. Tim tries to leave the batfam while teaching Damian about Wayne Enterprises. He did not expect to enjoy bonding with Damian so much (and vice versa)

DAMIAN WAYNE GOES TO THERAPY by orpheusaki - Batfam, complete. Pretty much what it says on the tin. This is actually a series with two stories. Very good, excellent family bonding.

Taming a Baby Assassin by nighttmr @nighttmr - Batfam, complete. Tim always wanted a little brother, and wants to be the best brother ever for Damian. Damian is confused what Tim's deal is.

A History of Wayne Manor by Sparkypants @sparkypantaloons - Batfam, complete. Damian learns how to play. Featuring, a deaging curse :)

bonding time by TheCourtSorcerer @thecourtsorcerer - Superbat (little bit), Batfam, complete. Damian shows up at Clark's work feeling under the weather. They have a bit of bonding time :)

every citizen in need of a savior by wearetheshadows (sbzpruiosnejre) - Batfam, complete. Damian wants to rescue all of Gotham's citizens including the furry, feathered, and scaled.

a world in repair by Batbirdies @batbirdies - Batfam, complete. Jason and Damian go on a family trip together. Some complications arise. Part of the Emotional Motion Sickness series, and excellent series where Bruce goes to therapy.