Saw A Doctor Who Version Of This

FUCKING HELL THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET! I HAVENT FELT LIKE THAT WATCHING DOCTOR WHO – MY HEART RACING IN PANIC – SINCE I WAS A KID!!

oh this was diabolical

Gwen’s text on the computer will never not be funny to me. Do you think that was the moment, they decided she had the exact amount of braincells to join the team?

“They use this stuff they find it and use it but theyc an do whart they want, noone;s in charge of thrmdes NO ONE cos they don’t anbsweerr to anyne” <= fav part.

If I had been Ianto I would have erased everything except that section. Just imagine Gwen’s confused face reading that in the morning. If this doesn’t capture the vibe of writing late at night, I don’t know what does.

Rip to Jack Harkness but oh nvm he’s alive oops okay as I was saying Rip to Jack Harknes- oh no hang on he’s still kick- nvm Rip to Jack Harkne- good god this poor man. shit he’s back again Rip to Jack Harkn- back from the dead again I- dead again finally time for my joke Rip Jack Hark- goddamnit fuck this is getting ridiculous

why is it so embarrassing when I'm playing fall out boy at work and pete wentz starts doing his spoken word like babygirl knock that off... there's other people listening...

I love a good silhouette shot in Doctor Who! This being one of the best!

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!