Can We Have More Of The Overly Mature Characters That Always Act Older Than They Are Just , Actually,

Xisuma is simultaneously everyone's sugar baby and sugar daddy. He gives everyone anything they need without batting an eye but the second Keralis gives him one diamond he's blushing and stammering. They all enjoy giving him gifts because they absolutely love his reaction, and they feel they need to pay him back for everything he's done for them.

Xisuma is just generous. He doesn’t NEED anything back, don’t you see? But it’s still so sweet when the hermits give him gifts that he needs. He loves feeling cared about.

hey if u can’t drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car.

it’s only “easy” bc we’ve normalized it.

No no listen listen Reyna had been taking care of the Legion on her own for so long and even when she got a reprieve with Percy it didn’t last, she was so tired and so worried and so so so so-

And then Frank came into the picture and he was solid and he was staying and he had the same mindset and goals as her. And she made other friends by the end of the war, but it was something else entirely to have a real partner, someone to carry half the burden, someone she could rely on.

She didn’t have to do it all herself now.

Headcannon

All ymbrynes have to sleep in a nest, like it's the only way to sleep. And not a small nest, a human sized nest full of blankets and pillows, maybe made out of foam or softer material instead of wood. So, I imagine miss peregrine being too busy after the events of the movie to make a nest, no one knowing that she needs one, so she just doesn't sleep until she ends up passing out.

The children would have to call for another ymbryne to help them, the ymbrynes so confused as to why she doesn't have a nest that they and the children makes one for her.

there are a lot of fics out there where sirius is super dramatic when finding out about jegulus and not enough fics where he is genuinely hurt that james lied to him

especially the ones where remus knows, lies to his face about it, AND thinks it’s funny? sirius almost never reacts appropriately enough for me

I want to see something.

Reblog this if you believe in bi and autistic Hotch.

I'm very normal about the fact that Crowley said he "didn't really fall" that he "sauntered vaguely downwards" and being damned is "not so bad once you get used to it" but then also when he's lamenting alone talking to god he says "i only ever asked questions" "that's all it took to be a demon" and then when he's alone drinking and grieving over his murdered best and only friend he says he "never wanted to be a demon" and that he "took a million light year fall into a pool of boiling sulphur" I'm normal about the fact that he lies to Aziraphale about how badly he feels about being a demon

I don't think y'all get how incredibly gay I am for her

Clark has had a bad week--a stopped alien invasion, a plot by Luthor involving some kryptonite, being chewed out by Perry, being chewed out by Batman, and now he was at some stupid charity gala that was just an excuse for rich people to show off how rich they are, when his gaze lands on Bruce Wayne.

Wayne has made passes at him before but Clark's ignored them, having very little interest in the rich fop, but right now, he could really use some stress relief and if he can't eat the rich maybe he can fuck them. And despite his reputation for being good in bed, Wayne seems like the kind of guy who probably does the bare minimum in bed but his partners still rave about him bc he's rich and famous, so maybe he and Lois can giggle about his poor skills in bed at work the next day.

So Clark approaches him and he seems quite happy to entertain Clark and later Clark is lying in bed, panting, after several rounds and he's so upset bc goddamn it, Wayne is actually better in bed than the rumors say and it's not fair that's he's rich and handsome and good in bed. He and Lois can't even make fun of this tomorrow, rich people suck

will forever mourn the fact we have not gotten (nor will we ever I suppose) baby hotchner in his first year of the bau. he's big tough intimidating suit man. but what about when he was (even more) insecure and trying hard to fit into the role of profiler and using his fancy little suits as his stupid shield and to make people take him extra seriously

I need rossi to call him son and tell him he did a good job but also hotch being wary about a new father figure in his life. but also hotch Needing advice from rossi or gideon and not knowing how to ask because he's been independent in his career / life for so long but he yearns to see rossi as his mentor because now he's part of a close-ish knit team now

hotch, pointing at rossi: you're my dad boogie woogie woogie