Slight Au

I'm very normal about the fact that Crowley said he "didn't really fall" that he "sauntered vaguely downwards" and being damned is "not so bad once you get used to it" but then also when he's lamenting alone talking to god he says "i only ever asked questions" "that's all it took to be a demon" and then when he's alone drinking and grieving over his murdered best and only friend he says he "never wanted to be a demon" and that he "took a million light year fall into a pool of boiling sulphur" I'm normal about the fact that he lies to Aziraphale about how badly he feels about being a demon

Nico: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Reyna does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff? Coach Hedge: If Reyna were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Reyna jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Nico: You jump off a cliff! Coach Hedge: Gladly. Provided Reyna did first.

Good Omens season 3

like or reblog if you’re against „Crowley and Aziraphale becoming human” thing

i really hate this idea, who’s with me?

happy loop day peculiars !! featuring my now healed tattoo !!

can you do touch starved prompts?

List of touch starved prompts 

Character A clinging onto Character B whenever they’re together, not wanting to let go.

Heart palpitations whenever Character B so much as brushes their hand against Character A’s.

Feeling warm all over whenever Character B initiates any sort of physical contact with them.

“To what do I owe the pleasure of being hugged so tightly by you?” 

“Can you [insert act of physical contact] with me? Please?”

Character A craving for Character B to have some sort of physical contact with them and whenever they do get that physical contact, they physically melt because of it. 

Mind racing with about a million thoughts whenever Character B touches them.

Daydreaming about Character B cuddling them, day in, day out.

“What do you need from me right now?” “Well, I just… I need you to hold me.” 

“Is this too much?” “It’s not. I’m just… I’m not used to this is all.”

now go! enjoy your blogging free of worry and obligation. i will defend you and keep you safe from harm. *:･ﾟ✧

{♚} saw this post and was inspired to draw this.

JL sets up a betting pool to see who can get Superman to say "fuck" first. Everybody gets so intense about this, but no matter what they do, they cannot get him to say anything worse than hell. Bruce is so tired of this, so at a meeting one day he just takes off his cowl and reveals his identity with zero build up or warning and Superman just lets out the loudest "What the fuck?"

Does anyone ever feel the sudden urge to cry but can't, no matter if there's tears in your eyes?

bc right now I can't sleep and feel miserable & it won't go away. It sucks

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"