If Harry Potter Was Born In The 21st Century, No One Can Convince Me That Harry Wouldn't Be An Angsty

This is why Hotch is always serious with them .

Hotch: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Spencer: Take them!

Derek: Punch them in the neck!

Penelope: Say thank you!

Emily: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Hotch:

Hotch: No.

everyone is flabbergasted at how easily Kaboodle gets away with repeatedly pissing off Clown, none of them know that she's literally his sister and gets a special pass to be a little shit

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I love the bit and we’re Morgan just kind of forgets that Alex is an option  and how each and every single time without fail Alex his feelings get hurt

And the fact that I’m pretty sure a good majority of the times that this has happened. It was purely by accident like Morgan just genuinely forgot that Alex was an option. .

I know this is a Hazel and Nico account but I just have to talk about Reyna real quick.

Let’s review, Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano edition:

- travelled into the forbidden lands by herself, in like three days, when it took the seven weeks

- Was honoured by Pegasus himself

- killed Orion by herself

- has the blessing of two (2) war goddesses, Bellonna and Athena

- tapes silver coins around a dagger to fight a werewolf

- was praetor by herself, a job meant for two people

- tried to give the Greeks a chance, fought because she had no other choice

- kept Nico safe when they were taking the Athena Parthenos to CHB

- helped Nico shadow travel

- got a knife to Thalia’s throat, who is a lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus

- a bunch more stuff that I’m forgetting rn (please tell me it)

- is smart, strong, powerful, kind, and amazing.

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

Clark has had a bad week--a stopped alien invasion, a plot by Luthor involving some kryptonite, being chewed out by Perry, being chewed out by Batman, and now he was at some stupid charity gala that was just an excuse for rich people to show off how rich they are, when his gaze lands on Bruce Wayne.

Wayne has made passes at him before but Clark's ignored them, having very little interest in the rich fop, but right now, he could really use some stress relief and if he can't eat the rich maybe he can fuck them. And despite his reputation for being good in bed, Wayne seems like the kind of guy who probably does the bare minimum in bed but his partners still rave about him bc he's rich and famous, so maybe he and Lois can giggle about his poor skills in bed at work the next day.

So Clark approaches him and he seems quite happy to entertain Clark and later Clark is lying in bed, panting, after several rounds and he's so upset bc goddamn it, Wayne is actually better in bed than the rumors say and it's not fair that's he's rich and handsome and good in bed. He and Lois can't even make fun of this tomorrow, rich people suck

Xisuma, asking Evil X if he wants to go to bed: Do you want to use the sleep?

Evil X: …

Xisuma:  …

Evil X: …

Xisuma to himself, horrified: Maybe I need to use the sleep…

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you