Heyy, So...(warning: Rant)

Hiiii.

Well, I got bored so I decided to continue with my headcanons since I have nothing left to do.

*Holds agressively and speaks with the most horrifing and deep voice known to mankind* Chris you´re next:).

This guy Shit-talks with Koki all the time and you can´t convince me otherwise. Jimmy pops from time to time to add spice and everything explodes.

Chris Is the brother with most CPS malfunctions, but not because he gets stuck like Martin (whose suit gets attached to him), but due to the fact that his CPS works SO WELL and enchances the creature´s hability that both the user´s mind and the artificial instincts become one.

Chris dosen´t like shrimps and is very picky with food (He lends everything that he dosen´t like to Martin when Jimmy is not looking).

Bro´s terrible at flirting, and has probably recreated that one scene from Rio.

I´m talking about this one.

He has memorized entire enciclopedias and biology books for the sake of winning a creature quiz against Martin and correct everyone who (Goodness forbid) is missinformed about the tiniest detail of some creature or plant.

"Erm Actually" vibes

Chris is probably the second sassiest member of the crew (Koki is THE NUMBER ONE)

Chris hates Gourmand with his entire soul, and is probably afraid of cooks and boiling water because of him (You can´t tell me you wouldn´t fear a chef after they tried to cook you and skin you alive.).

Even before he joined the crew, Chris was great friends with Aviva.

While Martin was Aviva´s guinea pig when using the CPS and miniaturazer, Chris would try on the vehiacles (the first designs of the buzzbikes, Createrra, etc) when his older brother wasn´t around or when he was facing the consecuences of turning in 3 different animals in a short timelapse.

Martin and Chris fought alot in their teens, mostly due to small, stupid things like "How do we accomodate the toilet paper" (Martin was in the "the start should be facing the wall" team, and Chris was in the "No that´s ridiculus you´re a psicopath" team).

Chris is the youngest member when it comes to age and period of joining, wich caused him to be babby-ed in the first weeks. Until today, Aviva and Martin still enjoy to do so.

Chris is the type of person to hurl when seeing a relationship, and will always make a disgusted face when he sees Martin flirting.

He acts like he´s the "mature brother", but he still shares the braincell with Martin.

He cries when the dogs die in the movies (Martin does that too, but Chris acts like he can handle it)

His hair is spiky and it stings if he dosen´t brush it. Otherwise, it´s very soft.

If it wasn´t for the fact that Zach is an assteroid, these two would go crazy looking for new species and would giggle like 14 year olds in a boyband concert when they find one. You can't tell me they wouldn't be friends

Martin´s

Anyways BYEEEEEEE

@manonloveswriting Wanna try?

HEY EVERYONE

Want to know who might be interested in participating in a writing event, either October or November or even December?

It would be a comfort theme, and have daily and weekly prompts depending on how much writing you feel capable of. Actually I'd even have a prompt for the whole month if you only feel up to writing one thing! Each day/week would feature three single word prompts and a dialogue prompt. The single prompt for the month would also include a song to draw inspiration from.

It would also be a GEN event, platonic relationships only (preferably not even pre-relationship).

Yes, original works would be welcome!

I don't know what to call this yet, I'm just checking out the interest level.

Let me know! And if there's more than a dozen yeses to this, I'll make it happen!

In fact let's stick a poll in here...

@ablatheringblatherskite @authortobenamedlater @sailforvalinor @clawedandcute @steampunk-archer @novelmonger @wispsofwhimsy @stargazer-luna @kraytwriter @thefinaljediknight Even if you guys don't feel up to it, pass it along please!

HELLO EVERYBODYYY

Time for another list of random headcannon's of the Wild Kratts Characters!

Kinda forgot I didn't do any of the villains, so...

Grabs Gaston with the ire of a thousend famelic men*

Hi:D

I think Gaston has eaten battery acid at least once. I will not elaborate.

Unlike popular belief, Gaston is identical to his mother in every aspect except his eyes, hers being green like Gaston's ancestor.

Gaston doesn't actually know his nationality nor birthday, since his mother never made his id until she got arrested for it. Twice.

He still doesn't have it. Too much work.

Still a great mom, just, y'know, quite a crook. Or an animal dealer. Possibly both.

He was inspired by her job to cook endangered animals.

He discovered his passion when he went to a cuisine program on a small restaurant and boiled an egg for the first time. He treasures that memory a lot.

He is actually a prodigy at cooking, but he's got the wrong spirit. And intentions.

Gaston reached his golden age of cooking when he cheated on a poker game against an old lady (his kitchen mentor) and got her restaurant. He does not feel guilty about it.

That was until a waiter denounced him for his cuestionable ingridients and lost his cooking license, along with the restaurant.

He would later see the waiter again as the pilot of the Wild Kratts.

He was going to be mad, if it wasn't for the fact that it was the Kratt brothers the ones who convinced the waiter to call the police in the first place.

That, and the fact he met the other Villains. He stoped giving a heck about Jimmy the moment he got the cahnce to do evil stuff.

And obce he got his truck. He loves his truck.

He is the type to hold grudges, but normally he just gets insuferable.

He hates gingerbread.

Gaston has the habit of going to restaurants, order unhinged amounts of food, critique every single one of them in the cruelest way possible, and then leave without paying.

He's completly fine with cannibalism, and he may or may not have tried human flesh. We will never know.

He LOVES gossip, specially when Donita shares it, since she always gets to the juicy details.

If he could, he would've kicked Zach out of any window.

His second name is Geoff.

He thought Paisley was fun to disturb.

Pyro Out!

WK edition!

Martin - Koki - Chris - Aviva - Jimmy

Hellooo

It's been a while, hasn't it?

Tbh, I'm kinda bored, so I'm gonna show ya some of the drawings I made for my english project (we had to design a videogame and presentate it later on)

I was in charge of the drawing, so this is the result:

(Please take into account that I'm not a native english speaker, so there might be bad grammar)

From the first image to the last, their names are:

Fausto L'guado,

Parkta.

Steve

Huntress

Captain Dorla

OSWALD

I also made the game stages, so here they are!

And finally, my best work yet: the concept of the final boss!!

Welp, that's it.

BYEEEEEE

Yessir!!

Let´s go!!!!!!

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

I... I DID IT.

I DID IT.

I DEFEATED FUCKING HADES!!!1!!!

TAKE THAT SON OF A TITAN

Ohmygodpersephoneissokindandniceandnothinglikeherhusband--

WHY!!!!!?????

WHY CANT ZAGREUS LIVE ON EARTH??? WHY ARE THE FATES SO CRUEL????

JUST LET THEM HAVE A MOTHER SON MOMENT, PLEASEEEE

EVERYONE IS ALLOWED IN THIS ACCOUNT!

As long as we respect eachother, and treat everyone rightfully, this account is safe space!

Just, PROSHIPINGDNI please. Cannot support them, aswell as people who are in favour of victim blaming, sa, etc.

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.

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What does "recycling the account" mean? How do I do it? Anything to help!

CHAPTER 6 IS OUT EVERYBODY!!!!

Hello ALPITM enjoyers!

Did you think I forgot about ya?

Think again!

Meet my ALPITM chraracters!

Pt1- Pt.2

Close-ups Bellow!!

Pyro Out!