Hey. Heeeeyyyy. Tugs On Your Shirt. Hey. Pet Me. Now

GUYS look this is so fun i can jst make peopelle

I really want a little girl that can be my daughter and that I can take care of forever. I want to give her everything and make sure she never has to worry about anything but making her dad feel good and being a cute little girl. I want to be her whole world, the best dad in the universe

if you hear a princess hmph and you aren't immediately filled with affection and/or a strong desire to harm her you might be broken

when i used one guy to get over another guy but then i broke up with the first guy and me and the second guy broke up so now i need to find another guy to get me over the second guy

actual tears running down my face

When can I have an older brother who is known to be the golden child in our family but behind close doors he would pound every hole that I have wether I like it or not, saying that mom and dad wouldn't believe me if I snitch?

When can I have an older brother who takes pictures of my cummed covered face and send it to his group of friends to invite them over and when they do get it the house my older brother will tell our parents they're just having a study night?

When can I have an older brother who would tell me that he loves me while he continues to abuse my hole while I just cry and take it because it isn't the first time he sneaks in my room to r4p3 me?

:< when?

guys I honestly forgot gacha life existed im gonna make everyone in gacha life you’re welcome

You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

So how are we feeling everyone