I am drunk, i will admit. But holy shit o my oh dear old people are so hot. I understand skwisgaars attraction to the older ladies 100000000000000% percent. There is just something so beautiful about old age. I don't mean this in a fetish way i just mean old age can be and IS so beautiful, and I feel like no one i know understands that. I haven't met someone who understands how beautiful aged people are. Grey hair, wrinkles, sun spots all of it is so beautiful.
Like..
You have greying hair?? That is so fucking cool you've lived long enough to have that happen.
Wrinkles?? That's fucking epic. Smile lines?? My god you've been happy in your life and you have proof you lived happily.
Sun spots?? Ok cool, idc they look pretty epic too.
They can have such beautiful soulful eyes. My god. And their advice is so comforting and warm
Id believe an elder telling me it's going to ok rather than someone my own age saying "you're going to be ok" because like if you're my age how the FUCK do you know it's gonna be ok?? The mf who's 50+ can tell me it's gonna be ok and I'd believe them over you ANYDAY of the week. My god are their voices so gentle and warm too. Like. Oh my god.
Someone pleazeeeeeeee
Unfertsand that lime i dont know lkke understand thag like lld people are HOT wnd im tired of acting lime they are NOT.
Can we as a society PLEASE stop caring about "looking old?" Whats wrong with that!!!??? They are so beautiful too...
I love men that are old. Women too.
But mostly old/older men. I mean my god i am dating a man an ENTIRE decade older than me. And whike tht might not seem lime a lot, he hjmself is starting to zhow signs of aging, and it is so AWESOME. Like HELL YEAH!!
He is getting grey hair and its like YES YES YES YES YES. You are SO fine and that grey hair looks amazing on you. Please stop pulling those little grey hairs out. They are BEAUTY-FUL on your head!!!!...
Im xrawinf a naked knubbler rjght now.. thats why im mking this post moslty. Cus old is hot.
Edit; I will probbaly post it. Becqhse i acrhally really lime how it is turning ojt
Old age is beautifyl, and im tired of peeople acting like its ugly or that people lose value as they age and enter the grey hair era.
Sam3 goes with fat guys... have you ever CUDDLED a fat man??? GOD its the best thjng in the world they are LEGIT so soft. They usually have snacks and they alwyas take suchhhh good care of you... fat men are usually so zweet.. eztra fat is so cute.
Like awww i caj squish more of you 🥹 i can love more of you, tbere is MORE of yoy for me to love ajd care for. Agaij NOT sayijg this in a fet8sh kink qay, i just adore large full figures. All body types are beautiful, but i always gice eztra love and attwntion to fat and old.men. and i think that sums up who i am pretty well.. i think it syms up this blog rhinf or qbag eer.
Men suck but theyre also so beautiful...
Lil sketch tease ig
Fem toki wartooth lovers unite!!!!!!
I hope yew guys liek it
HELL YEAH
murderface and cats make sense to me
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this random little artstyle I created inspired by the freak brothers and kilroy. Not sure if that's a tasteful thing to say. . .
Anyhow.
I'm still learning how to use layers and colours on ibispaint. My fingers are getting "muscular" now cus I use my phone to do digital lineart and colour in my doodlies.
Here are a couple versions including the og which got smudged cus i hit a blinker and spat on the paper while coughing my lungs out :(
Same
Ok but like if anyone can recall any part of my TPB X Metalocalypse Crossover, imagine Randy making the guys all boigas. Yummy yummy boiga
Ricky would try to use as much of Dethkloks money as possible. Let's be real. They'd all buy alcohol and drugs and have a grand old time.
Julian would probably try to get one of them to invest in the park/his business, and like Slyly, try and get some of their earnings with an offer, but he'd definitely target Murderface or Toki even Though Nathan Pickles and Skwisgaar make far much more than them. If he DID TRY and make an offer to one of them, they probably wouldn't take it. They'd have to be drunk too at least.
But 1] if he talked to Nathan Nathan would probably forget about it when they sober up and be like yeah no and Julian would be like. "Seriously man???"
2] alternatively if Charles found out he'd be like HAH no. Absolutely not. You are NOT investing in this park it's trash and hopeless.
3] Maybe they do give some money to Julian, but it's definitely not as much as he wants.
Toki and Bubbles would like have SO MUCH FUN. I imagine he'd ride in the little wagon Bubbles attaches to his go cart. Or alternatively he would drive it around probably crash it.
If he does crash it he 10000% gets Bubbles a new one.
They'd definitely have fun stealing carts together. I'd like to draw them playing with carts at some point :)
Ricky and Pickles would definitely be a pair
Julian and Nathan would be buds
Toki and Bubbles would be friends.
Let's all be real Lucy would probably try to hit on Nathan or Skiwsgaar.
He'd probably try to hit on most of the women in that park.
Murderface might try and flirt with her and she'd obviously be like "ew" but perhaps she MIGHT sleep with him, but at somepoint he'd definitely blow it and she'd kick him out of her trailer.
This might cause something between him and Ricky, and honestly, Ricky would win a fight with Murderface.
Imagine Dick William Randy and Lahey all hanging out? I mean they're all gay as fuck. I think at least Knubbler might enjoy their company. A few drinks, something to nibble on, and then probably get outta dodge once Lahey gets slammed.
I wonder if Pickles and Lahey would have a drink off, who do you think can drink more?
That's all I've got right now maybe I can think of some more ideas later
I'm not sure if I'm going to post the finished product. The sketch wasn't fully finished, but I have it in ibispaint where I'm ATTEMPTING to clean it up and finish it.
Ig it's a headcannon, but i feel like murderface snorts when he laughs :] he's just that kind of cutie pie..
Anyways here's a little teaser I suppose.
A drunken murderface laughing and snorting. :P
I mostly drew it because I finished drafting (a basic overlook) of a fanfiction between him and another dethklok member, that ended in Murderface being heartbroken, "funnily" enough it was NOT his first heartbreak in the story, and I felt like i should draw him happy because I practically tortured him.
HES AIRING HIS COOCHIE OUT‼️‼️‼️‼️ STOP HIM!!! CLOZE YOUR LEGZ YOU SLUT!!!
OH WAIT- YOU GOTTS GET BITCHES TO BE A SLUT!!! AND U AINT GOT ANYYYYYYY!!!!
Looking at my fanart... I think I draw murderface too cutesy.. he's not really an ugly character imo, but I feel like I might have made him too pretty? Idk but it's making me question posting it. :(
Two unfinished sketches, I was trying something new cus i didn't like how the eyes were turning out I kept them very basic. Also was inspired by lots of other fanarts I've seen :3
First one is him receiving flowers from Toki
Second is supposed to be him being flustered over receiving a gift but I never completed it and don't plan on it anytime soon.
Hnnghh...
Rusty-21 he/him 🐙 old AND fat men enthusiast 🤩 #1 Man lover 🤠
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