Drawing idea!!
*context*
Toki drags Skwisgaar outside to "play" with the wolves, which just involves Toki throwing meat at them and giving them little scritches and affection (aww)
HOWEVER, a skunk appears, and Skwisgaar notices it first, and Toki, who [according to the internet Skunks are NOT native to Norway(feel free to fact check me!!!)] Has not come across one, and goes to pet it as well as it approaches him rather curiously. (They're pretty harmless, just stinky :P) Skwisgaar yells at Toki to back away, scaring the poor little thing while Confusing tf out of Toki, Skwisgaar goes to drag toki away and they both get sprayed :(((
[Actual sketch]
they're both forced to take a very bubbly bubble bath. Skwisgaar is very pissed!! And Toki is VERY HAPPY, enjoying his lil bubble bath. Maybe with a Lil rubber ducky too!!
Bonus
(Mama) pickles to the rescue, and maybeeeeee he's scrubbing Tokis hair with a little "damn yoo guys stink.." ???
Extra bonus: Toki ragging on Murderface(after his bath) innocently by stating [with a giggle,] that they almost smelled as bad as him.
And Murderface is like;
"I didn't even do nothin bro-" Moiderface probably
Fatty mcfatfat!!!
Ugh what a delightfully chubby man I just WISH I COULD UGRHHHH.
He's so wonderful, here's a little murderface for u guys :))
its name is €§[€^…¥\€ very goofy very funny
So I don't remember what happened the other night but I made a list ranking on which dethklok member I feel I could effectively beat the fuck out of, 1-5, 5 being i absolutely would get clobbered and i felt like sharing it.
Forgive me i was not sober making this
I SWEAR I LOVE DETHKLOK GUYS I JUST GET EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE ABOUT THE THINGS I LOVE 😭😭
IRDK WHY I MADE THIS BUT ITS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE
I think we're both gay
One Last Shot, 1998
BEAUTY-FUL MAN GORGEOUS MAN OH DEAR LAWRD MAN HE IS SO BEAUTY-FUL ARHHHHHHHHHH
YEAHHHHHHU
DEAR GAWD I HAVE TO DRAW HIM!!! MUST DRAW....
DEAR GOD HE IS SO FUCKING PATHETIC JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A GODDAMN CHEWED UP SHAT ON TOOTHPICK CAN YOU JUST AGRHAGRGHAGRGAHFRGAGGRGA
(it's part of his charm tbh.. Though if I'm honest I have the ol "i can fix him" Toxic personalit trait, and thats partially why I love him so dearly because it's like I SWEAR I CAN CLEAN HIM UP AND MAKE HIM A RESPECTABLE FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY)
How come no one is talking about this scene 🤨
Murderface is that kind of guy to say
"hey I need to tell you a schecret"
And he gets you to lean in really close to him, like really close, like he'll keep saying
"Closcher closcher"
And then burp in your ear or face and proceed to laugh about wasting your time. He's that kind of stink.
What do we think chat?
FUCKING KISS HIM GOD DAMMIT FUCKING KISS HIM HES RIGHT THERE KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH FUCKING PUT YOUR LIPS ON HIS LIPS THEY ARE RIGHT THERE YEW STUPID FUCK
KISS HIMMMMMMMMMMM‼️‼️‼️
why did they do that. ok. why. hello. zero straight explanation and everyone knows it. can you guys just fuck each other already. jesus.
Rusty-21 he/him 🐙 old AND fat men enthusiast 🤩 #1 Man lover 🤠
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