He Is My Transition Goalz Fr. I Wanna Be Built Like Him So Bad Its Not Funny

skwisface smut upon ye

rating: E

word count: 7500

summary: Murderface refuses to believe that Skwisgaar is actually good in bed and they make a bet for Skwisgaar to prove it. They both get a little more than they bargained for.

//NSFT JOKE//

This comic made numbers with my 5 mutuals in twitter so I'm posting it here as well

OMG I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ITS SO GOOD HES SOOO HAWTTTT LAWDDDD

just finished watching Thelma the Unicorn and. ohhh i'm not gonna lie to you guys, i need Vic Diamond 🙈💖

So I don't remember what happened the other night but I made a list ranking on which dethklok member I feel I could effectively beat the fuck out of, 1-5, 5 being i absolutely would get clobbered and i felt like sharing it.

Forgive me i was not sober making this

I SWEAR I LOVE DETHKLOK GUYS I JUST GET EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE ABOUT THE THINGS I LOVE 😭😭

IRDK WHY I MADE THIS BUT ITS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE

KNUBBLER AND MURDERFACE???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

legends 

REBLOGGING CUS I WAS TALNING TO A FRIEND ABOUT THIS AND COULDNT FUCKING FIND IT AND IM SO HAPPY I DID BECAUSE ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU OP

metalocalypse au where everything is exactly the same except murderfaces tattoos are a tramp stamp and pubic tattoo instesd

i love coming back to colour stuff over a month later

Can't get this audio out of my head and they fit perfectly so.

Also Happy birthday jp!!

Me to william during that scene;