Ils Ont Fait Un Blunt Avec Un Oignon

Giving this to @the-adhd-sorcerer :3

Well… you’re the one who wanted to try it… and if it’s dangerous I’m not going to let you do it alone

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

The Lenovo can handle it… the MacBook will break from someone sneezing in the vicinity too hard

Absolutely… I wish my ripped jean booty shorts fit me still…

Have I achieved levels of hotness yet?

if your parents said this to you they're not good parents but they are giving a fair warning to what your life will probably be

did your parents or parent (in my case, mother) ever tell you that life isn't about being happy but instead just working until you die?

not just stores... hospitals, schools, therapist offices, doctor offices, dentists, etc

Do you avoid going to a certain store because you once had a mortifying experience there?

no, they're equal, they're both valuable members of a family, and while i have a personal preference for cats i cannot say they're better than dogs

Are dogs better than cats?

yes

no

I dislike both

So I forgor… but anyway here’s my experience thus far: as far as when the time I realized… it was when I met my girlfriend ( @the-adhd-sorcerer ), at that point I was still in a toxic relationship and realized that I didn’t want to be in it anymore, and within a week of talking to her and leaving the toxic relationship I became obsessed with two words… two words that hold so much power over my mood that I couldn’t deny doing anything that would get them used on me as a reward... “good girl”, that led to me becoming obsessed with physical affection like belly rubs and headpats, and later wanting to have a collar and leash to be taken on walks with.

How it’s been for me is it really is the best change in my life since coming out as trans in 2019… the euphoria I get from being called a good girl or given those forms of physical affection is well worth the very few downsides (which to me are I’m legitimately unable to function if my gf doesn’t talk to me for more than 12 hours… sometimes less, and the fact I have to wear my collar in order to have any self confidence).

Also as a side note if any puppygirls are near me (I live near Niagara Falls Ontario… but hopefully moving to Finland with my gf at some point), I’m Always down for some platonic cuddles :3 .

I also have this pair of questions that wasn’t on your number = question post: when did you realize puppygirl life was for you? And how has it been for you?. I’ll give my personal experience in your reply post :3

Ooo good questions!!! My boyfriends close friend is a puppygirl and I met her about a year ago, so that's when the idea was started i think. I didn't really embrace it until I made this account though!! That's why I'm not very good at it woooff but yea!!

Also! It's been really good :3 I love meeting other pups and I hope i can play with some someday!! I can't wait till the account gets a little bigger and I get a lot of people to talk to :33 (I love my current mutuals too ofc @samoyed-pup heart youuu and thank you for being so active Rosie :333)

The site is called bdsmtest . org