If You Trust A Fortune Cookie You're More Naive Than A 4 Year Old

if it makes you uncomfy i'd advise you stay away from me and @the-adhd-sorcerer when we're together

Does PDA (Public Displays of Affection) make you uncomfortable?

I don’t like bacon, I don’t like peanut butter, jam causes me pain not only from the sugar touching my teeth but how fucking sweet it is on my tongue, and all bread feels like sandpaper on my teeth… I probably can’t eat this even if I liked those things…

where's that post about the elvis sandwich that's like. a pound. plus peanut butter and grape jelly

I just saw this… too high to think of a response… but laughed pretty hard xD

Canada Lugia

beware the vicious aerohonk attack

*hugs* ^w^

WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

Awe… ily2

Never… having 1 joystick makes me depressed enough…

If you were offered free bottom surgery but you only get a second set of the genitals you already have, would you take it?

Also me.

I hate when anyone says me wanting to just be a housewife promotes gender roles and I should stop… I’m sorry I want to live my life the way I want to, and I’m sorry that it’s such a big deal to you, like yeah I’m following A gender role… doesn’t mean I’m intentionally doing it to spite you (although at this point I might as well). Also it’s not just an “I want this” anymore, when I was younger and more oblivious to my transness it was just a want, but now I’m a 20+ year old highschool dropout with no coping skills for my mental issues or any meaningful skills that would help me find a job, like yeah I could try, but it would cost more to work than I would earn, not just because of the therapy I would probably have to go to weekly just to be somewhat stable during the time I have a job, but also due to the mental health issues it would cause after I eventually have a breakdown and quit. And you could say “just get coping skills”, but for me it’s not that easy, I need to be in a good mental state to practice coping skills otherwise it’s just going to lead me into a breakdown… or if it’s breathing techniques a trauma induced panic attack, it’s never going to be worth it for me to work… especially if I can’t find a job that caters to my special interests, because if it doesn’t cater to them I will end up hating every moment of it and it will stress me out.

To those who have the privilege of not being a complete and utter failure mentally and in many cases physically, you can live your life however you want, but sadly even if this wasn’t something I wanted I couldn’t help it.

And remember live life for Yourself and Nobody else.

i see lilac (which is a shade of purple)... and this is actually literally me

yes... at my great grandmas while i was 8, it was to call my parents to bring me home (she kept asking who i was and why i was there, it was scary to me and not long after that day she was put in an old folks home)

have you ever made a call from a rotary phone?