You Too… I Literally Had These All Over My Room Lol

Call me dude and I’ll rip my balls off infront of you and force you to eat them

Do you view the word "dude" as gendered?

Headpats??? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Pet the Puppy

[Junior Plush / Scylla Plush / Tapas / Patreon]

Also me.

To my moots (and anyone else who wants to answer)…

Feel free to reblog and tell me your reasoning ^w^

Oh the smell of her must be intoxicating with all that sweat…

Prywinko

I got poipole… idk if it’s possible without death but I’ll try

spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

I don’t like bacon, I don’t like peanut butter, jam causes me pain not only from the sugar touching my teeth but how fucking sweet it is on my tongue, and all bread feels like sandpaper on my teeth… I probably can’t eat this even if I liked those things…

where's that post about the elvis sandwich that's like. a pound. plus peanut butter and grape jelly

yes... at my great grandmas while i was 8, it was to call my parents to bring me home (she kept asking who i was and why i was there, it was scary to me and not long after that day she was put in an old folks home)

have you ever made a call from a rotary phone?

i am... as much as i try not to be there will always be some toxicity in me... and therefore i will always be at least a little toxic

are you toxic?

don't drive so no

Do you take your shoe off to drive? (It can't just be me 😥)