You Know What’s Better (in My Opinion) Than Both Back Scratches And Headpats? Belly Rubs… Especially

Uhhhh…. Other than the maple syrup I would 100% eat that… even with my egg intolerance

what the fuck is this monstrosity

I just saw this… too high to think of a response… but laughed pretty hard xD

Canada Lugia

beware the vicious aerohonk attack

So, me and my owner @the-adhd-sorcerer play a twitch chat game with Pokemon, they added eggs recently, I looked at the requirements to hatch and was like “fuck that”, so I went to try and trade it… but they’re untradeable, and they give so little Mon for selling, they may as well not exist imho.

All the Pokemon fan games that get consistently updated usually end up losing me real quick, I like the games I get into as they are… adding or removing things from them makes me lose interest faster than the space shuttle re-entered atmosphere when it was in use.

Edit: mon = money, my dyslexic ass didn’t catch the mistake and I can’t edit that text block.

Nuh uh, I’m anemone

i clicked yes not knowing anything and even if presented with knowledge i would stand by it

Do you like the "spin the wheel" type polls?

The site is called bdsmtest . org

no... but i really want to

Can you *read* *fluently* in more than one language?

(For the Americans, by ‘read fluently’ I mean to be able to read, say, The Hunger Games, at a quick pace, in more than one language, and actually understand it without looking words up)

blood, no... innards, YES

Does the sight of someone else's blood make you queasy?

Well… you’re the one who wanted to try it… and if it’s dangerous I’m not going to let you do it alone

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

Can I have everyone’s attention please? Especially Australians

Sign Petition EN7163 - Asylum for Gender and Sexual Minorities from the United States

There is a petition imploring the Australian government to take in LGBTQIA+ refugees from the USA. Given the rapidly worsening political situation over there, I want to at least give this a go. I don’t have any illusions that it will get through to the people that need to see it but I want to try anyway.

The petition closes in 8 days; if you aren’t Australian, please do me a solid and pass this around. Reblog this if you can. Thank you.

aph.gov.au

e-petitions

e-petitions