MIYAVI IS IN ARCANE AND DIDN'T JUST DO A SONG?????
Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
Just saw a bumper sticker that said “Bigfoot is real and I helped him commit tax fraud” and I feel like either din or boba has that
It’s DEFINITELY Boba who has that bumper sticker right on the Slave I and next to it is a picture of Krrsantan
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Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.
My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
would you like a nice egg in this trying time? 🥚 🔞 I am but a fish pretending to be a man (he/him 33)
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