Mary and Lily kissed for the first time for "practice" before Lily went on a first date with a Ravenclaw boy. At that point Mary had been in numerous situationships with guys - the joke of her friend group was that she was to her core a fuckboy. But Mary couldn't explain that something always felt off, that she never got the sparks when those boys kissed her and touched her. And then she kissed Lily. And it was like her black and white world finally got color. The only thing running through her mind was "oh, this is it, this is what it's supposed to feel like". Mary at Lily right after the kiss with the most undeniable yearning in her eyes and Lily, sweet, clueless Lily, looked at Mary with the biggest smile in her face and thanked her for being such a good friend and preparing her for her date.
Gojo tries to convince everyone he has naturally perfect skin, but he does actually have a 20-step Korean inspired skincare routine that he follows religiously every night (Megumi blackmails him with that information all the time)
The thing is, I'm a multishipper like i truly can work and appreciate most ship dynamics. Love Jegulus, love Jily, love Bartylus, love Rosekiller, love Pandalily, love Dorlene, love Marilily. BUT WHO YOU GONNA SHIP SIRIUS WITH BESIDES REMUS?? Like I genuinely cannot imagine this man with ANYONE ELSE
YOU PEOPLE SAYING YOURE LOOKING FOR A REMUS KINNIE WHERE ARE YOU IN REAL LIFE?? IM HERE?? WHERE ARE YALL HIDING??
I think the fact that it's pride month and a James Potter kinnie ISNT kissing me is extremely homophobic
The way I know my satosugu brainrot is bad bad is that I went to the pharmacy today and saw a black toothbrush next to a white toothbrush and got teary eyed because they reminded me of gojo and geto.
Jesper being in love with Kaz for years. Jesper who at the start wanted to hate Inej so much because even if Kaz himself didn't know yet, he saw how Kaz looked at Inej, he looked at her like she hung the stars in the sky. Jesper who resigned to being Kaz's lovestruck best friend because he was still so happy to be a part of his life,someone Kaz needed, someone Kaz loved, even if it wasnt in the way Jesper wanted him too. Jepser who thought he would never fall in love again, and suddenly, Wylan happened. Suddenly, Jesper understood what Kaz felt for Inej because Wylan, with his pretty hair and glowing eyes, made Jesper believe he could find his happily ever after again. Jesper wanted to worship Wylan he didn't know how someone that perfect could ever look twice at him but Wylan with his curious, brilliant mind and his glowing smile not only looked at Jesper but allowed him to experience pure,all comsuming true love, to experience what it is like to find a soul that so perfectly intertwines with yours
Headcannon:Remus had a truly unhealthy addiction to coke zero, like that man truly couldn't function without starting his day with one, and when James read somewhere the dangers of it he started hiding them from him and begging him to "please Remie just take it easy". When Remus kept complaining to him about how much he needed caffeine and his lack of energy, James, in his overprotective mother mode, started making him black tea to drink. And that's how Remus developed his love for tea
Chuuya was the first person to give Akutagawa alcohol because by his logic "you're gonna drink it anyways at some point might as well do it somewhere safe the first time" (safe by fucking mafia standards i guess). Akutagawa ended up crying about Dazai and how perfect stupid Atsushi is (in a pretty gay monologue)after barely two glasses of wine. They both never talked about that night again, but Chuuya always snickers whenever Atsushi is around
I honestly feel so bad for the people who don't get to experience the pain and the bliss that comes with homoerotic female friendships - it's truly such an intense and all consuming bond, and it's crazy to me that people undermine its importance just because it's platonic
Once in a while Remus would sit Sirius, James and Peter down and explain to them muggle celebrity drama and it is always so fun for him cause these bitches don't know anything and their reactions are always priceless "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GOT CAUGHT CHEATING ON HER?!?"I KNOW SIRIUS IT'S LUDICROUS"
I genuinely think that during Pride Month Euphemia and Fleamont Potter were THOSE parents. They always went on pride parades with Euphemia holding am "I LOVE MY BISEXUAL SON" sign and Fleamont giving out free dad hugs to all the depressed queer people with daddy issues there (he made Dorcas cry when he told her he was proud of her). Euphemia bakes cookies in the shape of rainbows whenever the Marauders come around and Fleamont just buys any pride merch he finds - Sirius and James now collectively own 9 pair of rainbow socks and 3 "love is love" t-shirts. When Sirius and Remus became official the Potters were so happy they planned an actual party and Remus, whose family was never that supportive, proceeded to sob like a little baby which made Euphemia reaaally afraid she did something wrong. The only bad thing about said party was the fact that Marlene couldn't FOR THE LIFE OF HER stop flirting with Jame's mum