I Know This Is A Common Headcannon Among The Fandom, But Remus Curses SO MUCH. He Doesn't Even Need To

I know this is a common headcannon among the fandom, but Remus curses SO MUCH. He doesn't even need to be angry or smth he just curses. Theyre super creative and graphic too not basic, everyday things like fuck (once he called a guy who tried to grope Lily "a failed abortion and a massive, dissappointing cunt".) It was torture to get that habit under control after Harry was born - Lily and James had a jar in their home and everytime "uncle Remie" cursed in front of the baby he had to put in a dollar. They ended up buying Harry one of his first toys with said money because Remus just cursed THAT MUCH

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11 months ago

So we find ourselves in a predicament

I think the fact that it's pride month and a James Potter kinnie ISNT kissing me is extremely homophobic

10 months ago

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5 months ago

Sometimes, especially after particularly difficult and draining transformations, Remus would end up delirous, burning with a fever and drenched in sweat. It was in one of those instances during their 5th year that Sirius stayed with him in the nursery, wanting to just keep an eye and take care of him. Remus was so sick and dazed that he didn't quite know if he was in a dream or not, especially when he opened his eyes and he saw Sirius, his Sirius, softly caressing his face and pressing a cold towel on his forehead. He couldn't tell if he was awake or not when he grabbed Sirius and just barely let his lips touch the other boy's just before letting his eyes close. Remus of course didn't remember any of this the next day which is why he couldn't explain why Sirius couldn't look him in the eyes and was o insistent on bringing up his new girlfriend in their conversations all the time


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11 months ago

Remus loves horror movies and he tried watching them with Sirius, but Sirius is a scaredy little bitch and always ends up ruining the movie, so now Remus has movie nights with Regulus where they just watch the most unhinged, terrifying shit. Sometimes, Sirius or James will attempt to sit with them and just watch what they're watching, but they always end up living the room absolutely horrified ("Bloody hell James our boyfriends are psychopaths")


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5 months ago

Noya is suuuper allergic to peanuts, something his team found out when he accidently ate a protein bar absolutely filled with peanuts, and they had to take him to the ER cause he was all swollen and red. Asaahi was almost hypervilating in the car cause he was that stressed while Tanaka was somehow calm enough to start taking pics of Noya, which he used as his actual wallpaper for a while. Since then noone brings anything that contains even the slightest amount of peanut around Noya because they just don't trust him tbh


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11 months ago

I think the fact that it's pride month and a James Potter kinnie ISNT kissing me is extremely homophobic


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11 months ago

Remus let Lily paint his nails once during the 5th year, and since then, he got absolutely obsessed with how they looked, so now he always has them painted. He tries different colours and designs, but he always ends up going back to the same old black nails and ring combo (Sirius finds it super attractive)


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11 months ago

PLEASE, I SEE IT. "Not so thought now are you big boy?" "Shut up Rosier ill fucking kill you" (they are cuddling)

Okay, Barty would pretend to be tough and flirt around with Evan when around others, but AS SOON as they are alone - he melts. He melts into a puddle in front of this man, he stumbles over his words and thoughts and Evan just stands there SMIRKING and then just says "shut up and kiss me, Crouch" and Barty would fucking WIMPER, he would be so pathetic, no one would ever even think he could be. And Evan loves it, and despite being all push-around with Barty, he cares so much and would most definitely show it with his actions and not words. He would say "go fuck yourself" and then pull Barty close and gently kiss him on the forehead while playing with his hair, because Evan is just as obsessed and pathetic with him, he's just better at hiding it, and the best thing is that Barty knows.

10 months ago

Regulus knew James would fight for him no matter what. That he would put himself in harm's way for Regulus, Death Eaters, and Dark Lord be damned. The only way he could think of to protect James was to absolutely make him hate him. Regulus put the performance of a lifetime, insulting Jame's best friends, saying horrible things about muggleborns and halfbloods and being a true imitation of his mother. James could only just whisper "please don't do this," but when Regulus cruelly insulted Remu's lycanthropy, he just couldn't do it anymore. James found comfort in Lily's arms, knowing that she too was heartbroken by Mary. Regulus had to watch the man he loved being in a relationship with the girl he told him not to worry about thinking that if James moved on so quickly, their relationship probably didn't mean anything to him. James had to go through the rest of his life thinking that Regulus hated him and trying very hard to hate him back but absolutely failing, because when he closed his eyes at night all he could think about was dark black curls and stars


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10 months ago

Is somebody gonna match my freak? (Watch some anime boys playing volleyball while violently sobbing about it for no reason at all)


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