"My Mental Illness Makes Me Funny" Is SUCH BULLSHIT. When I Was Deep In My Mental Illness, I Was The

PLEASE, I SEE IT. "Not so thought now are you big boy?" "Shut up Rosier ill fucking kill you" (they are cuddling)

Okay, Barty would pretend to be tough and flirt around with Evan when around others, but AS SOON as they are alone - he melts. He melts into a puddle in front of this man, he stumbles over his words and thoughts and Evan just stands there SMIRKING and then just says "shut up and kiss me, Crouch" and Barty would fucking WIMPER, he would be so pathetic, no one would ever even think he could be. And Evan loves it, and despite being all push-around with Barty, he cares so much and would most definitely show it with his actions and not words. He would say "go fuck yourself" and then pull Barty close and gently kiss him on the forehead while playing with his hair, because Evan is just as obsessed and pathetic with him, he's just better at hiding it, and the best thing is that Barty knows.

Before Kenma and Kuroo started dating, a girl confessed to Kuroo by giving him chocolates and a love letter during Valentines Day. Kenma was an absolute menace the rest of the day. The team didn't really know why their setter was crankier than usual and why he seemed dead set on "accidently," hitting the back of Kuroo's head during the entirety of practice. He was snappy, glared at everyone and honest to god rolled his eyes to the back of his head whenever Kuroo opened his mouth.His teammates finally realised what's up when Kuroo told them about the confession and Kenma proceeded to roast the shit out of the poor girl

The thing is, I'm a multishipper like i truly can work and appreciate most ship dynamics. Love Jegulus, love Jily, love Bartylus, love Rosekiller, love Pandalily, love Dorlene, love Marilily. BUT WHO YOU GONNA SHIP SIRIUS WITH BESIDES REMUS?? Like I genuinely cannot imagine this man with ANYONE ELSE

Jesper being in love with Kaz for years. Jesper who at the start wanted to hate Inej so much because even if Kaz himself didn't know yet, he saw how Kaz looked at Inej, he looked at her like she hung the stars in the sky. Jesper who resigned to being Kaz's lovestruck best friend because he was still so happy to be a part of his life,someone Kaz needed, someone Kaz loved, even if it wasnt in the way Jesper wanted him too. Jepser who thought he would never fall in love again, and suddenly, Wylan happened. Suddenly, Jesper understood what Kaz felt for Inej because Wylan, with his pretty hair and glowing eyes, made Jesper believe he could find his happily ever after again. Jesper wanted to worship Wylan he didn't know how someone that perfect could ever look twice at him but Wylan with his curious, brilliant mind and his glowing smile not only looked at Jesper but allowed him to experience pure,all comsuming true love, to experience what it is like to find a soul that so perfectly intertwines with yours

Megumi "cold hearted, mean, stoic" Fushiguro who has a box of random little things from his loved ones - the tickets from the movie he and Yuuji went to watch on their first date, the receipt from his first dinner with Nobara and Yuuji, the bracelet Inumaki gifted to him on his birthday, a little dog key chain (the first gift Gojo ever gave him). He would never admit this to anyone, but whenever ye feels sad, he just sits and looks at the contents of the box, reminding himself that there was something worth fighting for every day

James meeting Regulus' friends for the first time as his official boyfriend was definitely a big thing for everyone involved except Regulus. Sirius already knew Barty and Evan from when they would hang out at the Black household so he just decided to terrorise the living shit out of James telling him that they're "super protective" "super scary" and that "their approval means the world to Reggie". Remus just decided to go along and presented Pandora (who he knew from a study group) as the ultimate boss of mean girls. And when James almost shaking walked into the coffee shop they had arranged to meet up what he saw was Barty putting salt in Evans coffee, Evan drinking and spitting said coffee all over Pandora and her just throwing little rocks at him

Once in a while Remus would sit Sirius, James and Peter down and explain to them muggle celebrity drama and it is always so fun for him cause these bitches don't know anything and their reactions are always priceless "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GOT CAUGHT CHEATING ON HER?!?"I KNOW SIRIUS IT'S LUDICROUS"

nooo I'm sorry bb

James has a promise ring that Regulus gave him. After they broke up, he kept it safe in one of his drawers, never fully able (or willing) to get rid of it. He never intended to wear it again, he married, had a kid for Christ's sake but once he got the news about Regulus' death he started wearing it again in a chain and kissing it whenever he though of Reggie. Everyone expected Lily to be angry, devastated at least a little bit jealous, but all Lily did was calm down James every time he woke up from a nightmare crying

I don't actually have mutuals, BUT I WANT MUTUALS, AND I WANT THEM TO BE MY FRIENDS

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Imagining TSH characters during the covid pandemic is so weirdly hilarious to me ,like you can't tell me that Francis didn't have one of those super fancy, super useless masks or that Henry wasn't totally clueless about the pandemic until like 5 months into it

I get endless entertainment trying to picture any of the TSH characters doing the 50% of academia that’s just standard administrative nonsense. Henry Winter had all the ego of a famous academic sure, but imagine if he’d lived. This man would’ve reached a point in his career where he would’ve had to upload class readings onto Canvas. Imagine sixty year old Professor Henry Winter trying to come up with an AI use policy.