The Major Arcana In One To Two Sentences

The Major Arcana in One to Two Sentences

The Fool: Now what?

The Magician: You should really do the Thing

The High Priestess: You should think about what happens when you do the Thing

The Empress: Here are the means for you to do the Thing

The Emperor: Here are the rules you need to follow to do the Thing

The Hierophant: You probably shouldn't do the Thing

The Lovers: I'm going to decide for myself if I should do the Thing or not

The Chariot: I'm gOING TO DO THE THING

Strength: Whoa there friend have some self-control while you try to do the thing

The Hermit: Observe how other people do the Thing and learn from this

Wheel of Fortune: HAAAHAAHA THIS SETBACK IS KEEPING YOU FROM DOING THE THING HA HAAAA

Justice: Maybe I deserved that for trying to do the Thing

The Hanged Man: Trying to do the Thing has fucked my life over what the shit

Death: Trying to do the Thing has changed me beyond all comprehension. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE

Temperance: I'm trying to get back how I used to be before I tried to do the Thing

The Devil: I DON'T WANNA DO THE THING I WANNA STAY HOME AND DRINK AND EAT TEN CHEESEBURGER WAAAH

The Tower: Everything I knew before I tried to do the Thing was a lie. I am completely changed

The Star: Maybe there's hope for me to actually do the Thing

The Moon: I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MAKING PROGRESS WITH DOING THE THING YET????

The Sun: Wow I may actually be able to do the Thing

Judgment: Looks back fondly on the Journey that I took in order to do the Thing

The World: I did the Thing

The Fool: Now what?

More Posts from Prince-pietro and Others

8 years ago

alright story time folks. this actually happened a few months ago, but i was just reminded by @yawpkatsi‘s FUBAR. 

i was sitting in the waiting room at my therapists, and this middle age man with a service dog walk in and sit down across the room from me. his dog has a service vest on and immediately lays down underneath the chair his owner is sitting in (not an easy feat as he was a pitbull mix of some sort). anyway, the man and i start talking, and he says his dog (can’t remember his name, so lets call him james), is for his ptsd. we keep talking and after a while james starts whining. i stop talking, cause idk what that means. but the man just smiles and asks me if i want to pet james. i, of course say yes, never turn down an opportunity to pet a doggo. he looks down at james and tells him to “go on then”, and immediatey james leaps the few feet seperating us and sits at my feet. he starts nuzzling at me and licking my hands, and i look up at the man, cause this doesn’t really seem like proper service dog behavior. i tell him that, he laughs, and says james is much better behaved when they aren’t here, cause james tends to get overwhelmed here. i’m kinda confused, its not like there are a lot of people or noise or smells in here? but he continues and says it’s because james’ primary job is to comfort ppl in distress and in a waiting room for a therapist, just about everyone needs some comfort.

so that’s the story of the dog that wanted to help everyone and almost made me cry cause he cared about me so much.

8 years ago

You can be hatless in Sun and Moon!

You Can Be Hatless In Sun And Moon!
8 years ago

Please consider the following

Self-conscious, anxious Gryffindors that constantly worry about what people think or doing something wrong, but are brave enough to get up every morning and go to class.

Short tempered Hufflepuffs that start fights on the regular, because no one has a right to shit on the weak or oppressed.

Ravenclaws with no interest in school or class, but love learning for the sake of learning.

Slytherins that believe in social justice and use their cunning to rip apart oppressive regimes like a force of nature.

Characters that display house characteristics in ways that are unique but true to form

8 years ago

to anyone enduring a depressive episode: it’s ok. you’re not being lazy or selfish. your productivity doesn’t define or devalue you. you’re coping. you’re doing the best you can, and that’s ok!

8 years ago
On This Day One Year Ago Someone Sewed A Fried Egg To A Tshirt

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

8 years ago

Whipped cream, anyone?


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8 years ago

Him chubby


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8 years ago
Is This Transparent If So Then Im Sorry

is this transparent if so then im sorry


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8 years ago

Reblog this post if you are Team Valor (Red)!

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8 years ago
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
Protests Across At Least 7 Cities
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Protests across at least 7 cities

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