And Sans Spake All These Words, Saying,

And Sans spake all these words, saying,

I am the LORD thy Sans, which have brought thee out of the land of the Underground, out of the house of Papyrus.

Thou shalt have no other Sans before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in Underground above, or that is in the beneath, or that is in the water under the Underground

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy Sans am a jealous Sans. And shewing MERCY unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy Sans in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou sleep, and do all thy naps. But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy Sans: thy shall still nap. For in 3 months because I was lazy, the LORD made the Underground, the Waterfall, the Core and all that in them is, and rested the spaghetti day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy Sans giveth thee out of dust.

Thou shalt not get EXP.

Thou shalt not get dunked on. Thou shalt not steal ketchup.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy monster.

Thou shalt not covet thy monster's house, nor that is thy monster's.

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my little p

Edit- apparently the link expired LMAO whoops it should b good now

woah whats this??? Princey starts a mlp discord server?? and its brand spanking bare baby butt newwwwww???

the autism guys.... join and be autistic w/ me....

[it has art, rp, oc sharing, a decent amount of roles, and plenty of stuffs to do!!! i swear pls]

*If this goes well, I might do a homestuck server as well!!

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prince-mercury

2 years ago

Tfw You Meet The Business Man (you Must Shake Him By The Hand)

Tfw you meet the business man (you must shake him by the hand)

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prince-mercury

2 years ago

absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.

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prince-mercury

1 year ago

I lied

Gonna be changing a bit on my profile later today- might make another blog for strictly mlp related things?

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prince-mercury

1 month ago

WANNA JOIN A COOL COLLEGE AU HOMESTUCK RP ???? YESSS?? OKAY THANK YO

FIND LINK UNDER CUT!!!!

Come join us at Skaian College! A welcoming place for humans and trolls and cherubs. Many clubs and classes await.

This is an interesting roleplaying College AU for the characters of Homestuck! Includes both Alpha and Beta characters, fun topics, friendly staff, and a lovely story-to-be-written. Be nice, read the rules, and be silly!

also @rhokutlauncher is there too he's pretty cool

https://discord.com/invite/Y22Qf9JK

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Join the Skaian College Discord Server!

An interesting roleplaying College AU for Homestuck. Includes both Alpha and Beta characters, fun topics, non-toxic people, and a lovely st