No One Talk To Me I Got Greta Van Fleet Tickets And I’m About To Make It My WHOLE Personality

appreciation post for Ted’s new phrases of exasperation

They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

cried a lot y'all

@mantorokk jokes on u I always get rly excited when I get a notification from u

imagine someone smiling bc of a notification from you

Don’t listen to Slipping Through My Fingers and imagine Steve and Dustin before Dustin goes off to college

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Ben: *is a total prick to everyone 24/7*

Umbrella Academy: *doesn't like him*

Ben: