So I Fully Feel Like Chords By The Amazing Devil And Matilda By Harry Styles Are Two Sides Of The Same

Pros of listening to The Amazing Devil on headphones: You can hear every. single. intimate. little. detail. Every sigh. Every laugh. Every growl. The heartbreak in Madeleine's voice when she tried, she really fucking tried. The menace in Joey's whisper when he denies, "No, no, not I." You could drown in the oceans of tenderness in the love songs. Discover the secret, almost subliminal secondary tracks hidden underneath the main vocals. Delve into the soundscapes of bird song, wind, waves, and even urban traffic that enrich various stories. Wrap yourself in the warmth and fondness of Joey and Madeleine's affectionate banter.

Cons: You cannot hear yourself and you have no idea how loud you're singing along until someone records you wholeheartedly yelling, "This here is not singing, I'm just screaming in tune!!!" and you discover that you were not, in fact, in tune. >.<

these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

you know when you’re in america when your training modules for being an assistant preschool teacher have how to clean toys on one page and how to respond to a school shooting on the next

They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

Me looking at the grapes:

The way I was given no context @sicilianfairyhunt

YOU hate JK Rowling!

After seeing Steve in action around the kids Eddie starts calling Steve “mom Steve” in his head. It slips out one night when the older kids are hanging out, but thankfully only Robin hears. She ends up shooting soda out of her nose from laughing.

They end up teaming up to get Steve a mug that says “MILF” for his birthday after that.

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Ben: *is a total prick to everyone 24/7*

Umbrella Academy: *doesn't like him*

Ben: