This German Native Speaker Is Currently Howling With Laughter. :D

This German native speaker is currently howling with laughter. :D

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

screenshot of a youtube ad. the ad text reads "Die Jeggings" in front of two smiling and hugging women.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

the ad text reads "Die Regular". someone wearing a regular cut jeans is viewed from below.

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

The ad text reads "Die Relaxed". A child sitting down, wearing jeans, is pictured.

I mean, holy shit

the ad text reads "Die Straight". a close-up on the faces of a man and a woman, they're looking directly at the viewer.

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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1 year ago

Redemption by Proxy

When my best friend informed me what the Dark Urge in Baldur's Gate 3 is, my brain screamed, SUIKOTSU.

Mind you, my brain defaults to the Band of Seven more than I like to admit, because sue me, but I love almost all of them. (Mukotsu can die in a fire and I have no attachment to Kyoukotsu because we meet him for all of five minutes, but I honestly love the rest of them, all of them, as of late.)

When I first watched Inuyasha, I fell for the poor unfortunate soul but I understood he had to die. I was about 20 and never thought beyond this.

Cue the pandemic, and I binged Inuyasha for the first time after way back when. Of course I still loved Suikotsu, but I also sort of started liking Kikyou and how she grows. From someone who has learned (been told and adapted to that logic) that she cannot live among humans to someone who sees that ... she could? Because this guy, this dead guy, he has no idea he's a corpse, but he's here, helping, for no reward. Purest, softest, altruism, the way she offered before being ousted by an overzealous monk. And when later, he has a clear moment and begs for death, she wants to save him instead.

Of course, she can't. Not because Jakotsu is faster. Because in the Middle Ages there is no helping a man with severs dissociative PTSD. And of course, because the only thing keeping him and her alive is a jewel shard they won't be able to hold on to. But adult me thought, please just let them leave. Let them go away, far away out of Naraku's reach and just find peace somewhere together, giving all the love and warmth they have to offer to poor people with no-one else bothered to help them. It was never an option, but oh how I wanted that.

And along comes BG3 and when halfway through my first run I understood what the Dark Urge is and what Shadowheart is, I knew I can give them exactly that arc through those proxies. I have no idea what the Dark Urge is exactly, I only started a couple of days ago. The casualty I couldn't avoid so far was a squirrel, and I fear this will get a lot worse before it gets better. But I'll keep resisting and trying to make this work. I know the redemption is possible and I'll fight tooth and claw for it.

This is him, by the way. I picked a Drow over a human, but apart from that, I think the visuals check out.

Redemption By Proxy

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5 months ago

I'm reblogging this from you just to let you know you're no longer alone because ... Jin Guangyao.

1 year ago

Honestly, I have learned from constructive criticism in reviews/comments (how to arrange dialogue is my big one thing because I did that in a fashion that was confusing until I got a hint and followed it) and sometimes people find actual mistakes - which I'm very grateful for.

So, I have to contradict this mindset, I welcome it when it is good advice. If people tell me I use the wrong typography because I use ' instead of ", I send them to f themselves because that's common in British English, which is what I use. So it depends. If you're giving me a heads-up that I missed something or that something isn't clear, that's great. But if you tell me my correct spelling is wrong, we won't be friends.

I just saw a Tik Tok that said writers on AO3 are not looking for constructive criticism in their reviews. I have no audience on this platform so I have to know if this is true? I've always left my pros and cons when reading a fic and now I'm concerned that the authors didn't like that.

Yeah writers are Not looking for criticism, constructive or otherwise. Unless they specifically ask for it, it’s considered rude and honestly a bit hurtful. In the least bitchy way possible, don’t do that. It’s unwanted.

1 year ago

Yep. That is a VERY unfun ability. Even if Doctor Who is not your cup of tea, try Torchwood. It's dark and doesn't have a single character I didn't want to punch at some time or other but I came to love them all (even the one I wanted to cook alive at first). And that particular ... skill is really not something I'd wish on anyone.

immortality through not being incapable of death but by coming back to life after you die no matter what is such a cool power like it’s just so fucking metal. you can rip me apart if you want, i’ll rise from my own viscera and all you’ll have done is piss me off


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7 months ago

Okay, listen. I never read WiPs because I got invested in too many of them before they were discontinued. I have no idea what possessed me to open this one first BUT I AM SO GLAD I DID and you should, too.

This fic takes a somewhat different direction regarding what will happen with Shi Qingxuan after canon, and it's believable and brilliantly executed.

Go on. If you like Beefleaf and slow burn and HELL I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO END but I think it'll be fine because if it isn't I'll cry ... Anyway, if you like those things, then read it.

New Cover, Same Amazing Beef-Leaf Fanfic!

New cover, same amazing Beef-Leaf fanfic!

Check out the 100k+ word, still-in-progress story now!

Soon We'll Be Found - Chapter 1 - bluberryblurays - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

http://www.wattpad.com/story/359906100-soon-we%27ll-be-found-tgcf-beefleaf


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5 months ago

I have fought and lost a small internal battle today. The result will be a Huaibao oneshot. I'm going to read through it tomorrow and send it to my beta as a surprise. Once it's back, I'll post it to Ao3. The name will be Nothing Sweeter Than His Peace.


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3 months ago
We Successfully Rescued A Tiefling Child From Harpies ...

We successfully rescued a tiefling child from harpies ...

We Successfully Rescued A Tiefling Child From Harpies ...

... recruited the Blade of Frontiers ...

We Successfully Rescued A Tiefling Child From Harpies ...

... and got abducted by a devil.

We also freed Sazza successfully,

We Successfully Rescued A Tiefling Child From Harpies ...

... adopted a dog ...

We Successfully Rescued A Tiefling Child From Harpies ...

... and found Karlach!

Then, wisely, we went after those paladins she's after. Those are level 5. I'm level 3. BUT ... it worked out. Maybe using a guide would spare me my nerves.

We also got very poisoned in the cellar afterwards (tends to happen when the person who can disarm traps is staying home), but we've grabbed all we could carry and ... that will have to do for today.


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1 year ago

C'mon, we need to catch up! Some of the tags are so angry, haha. Viktuuri needs to win everything, it's in the name!

The Anime Binge-Watcher's Queer Anime Ship Tournament!

The Anime Binge-Watcher's Queer Anime Ship Tournament!
The Anime Binge-Watcher's Queer Anime Ship Tournament!

The second round rages on! This match-up has me absolutely terrified that my number-one pick is going to be crushed by the titan that is Victuuri. But I can hold out hope, right? Right??? Cast your votes now!

All Round 2 Match-Ups

Rules and Full Bracket


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1 year ago

Dye Their Flowers With My Blood - Offices Of Tenderness

... And sometimes the answers are the people we left behind.

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2 months ago

Yeah this is gonna be something I'll reblog any time it shows up in my feed because it's so wholesome. I love them.

Happy Valentines Day! Have Some Happy 3zun, Based On A Lovely Moment From The Good Mornin'! Sequence

happy valentines day! have some happy 3zun, based on a lovely moment from the Good Mornin'! sequence in Singin In The Rain :)

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