People On Tumbr Are A Fucking Trip Omfg

@aquietfather are you ok pal

I was visiting a friend of mine, staying over for the weekend, and realized I’d forgotten my toothpaste spoon. I asked my friend if they had a spare toothpaste spoon I could borrow, but they had no idea what a toothpaste spoon was. I tried to explain it to them, but they still didn’t understand, as they just stuck their toothbrush right into the bucket. They offered to loan me a tea spoon, but tea spoons don’t hold toothpaste the right way and aren’t as effective. It turned out their cat had a spare toothpaste spoon and I borrowed it, but it smelled slightly of sardines and made the brushing experience awkward.

i cant wait to be old for one reason and one reason only: young people adopting me :D

current ko-fi goal is "Taking My Grandma Out For A Nice Dinner As A Thank You For All She Does For Me"

(there's no punchline, I just really like my grandma)

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I am trying to find a home for a local stray cat that I've been feeding. He is a neutered male tabby, very friendly, very talkative and loves attention. I've been calling him Lovey.

I have no space for him in my house, as I already have three cats. I've been feeding him for a while.

He is in the DFW (Dallas Fort Worth) area of Texas.

If you are willing to take him and give him a loving indoor life, please message me!

its ✨art✨

the people behind makesweet in like the 2000s or something idk: ok let's make some cool templates for people to make animated e-cards to send to their friends on valentines day :)

tumblr users, almost 20 years later:

Don’t try to create and analyze at the same time. They’re different processes.

John Cage (via writingdotcoffee)

THIS

The shoes y'all help me pick out which I got as a present from my fam have arrived 🥺 Ragnar says they look great and would look even greater if I took them out for a walk... with him in tow 😂

wonderful summary of my entire personality

My aesthetic: making blueberry muffins while listening to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance