As The Third Oldest I Feel This To My Core

In love with the fact that Dean met an angel of the lord and was immediately like ‘yeah, I want to make him think about me having sex with my huge dick’.

tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

Nightwing commission for a friend! (I would've done it for free you silly goose 🧍‍♂️)

IM GONNA WRITE IT I SWEAR

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

that's crazy cuz i'm the ronīn roommate and my other roommates are moving out to find a different shogun and i keep telling them their horses and swords belong to me when they leave but they insist on bringing shame and dishonor to the household, so i kinda gotta go on this whole noble quest thing to hunt them down and make them pay, it's rlly a big old hassle honestly.

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

thinking about the fact that pre-hell dean slept shirtless and post-hell dean rarely wears anything less than two entire layers

yanno

ive never thought bruce as a fine gentleman even tho ik logically in the comics he's supposed to be good looking but

nina my love

you've shown me a new side of this walking disaster of a man

a bat in training 🦇

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