Shen: Me And Panda? Of Course, I Admit That He Helped Me Pretty Well And All That, But That Doesn't Make

Donald: Hey, baby? Can you make me a coffee, please?

All kids: *stood up at the same time and in disbelief*

Huey: Um, unca Don-..

Pete: Just time me a minute, ma rose~

Pete: *kisses Donald on the cheek and goes into the kitchen*

All kids: ...

Donald: Did you want something, kids?

Huey: No.

Dewey: Nah-ah.

Louie: Why would you think that?

Webby: I just want a hug from you.

I sometimes wish there was a fanfic of The Three Caballeros High School Au. What do you think?

I admit, a couple of times I noticed fanfiction on this AU, but I don't think they are good enough -^-'

That's is, there was nothing hook (at lesst me)

In High School Au, I would interact with all characters (at least, everyone I know), because this is AU, and not sketch from lpast of Three Caballeros

But right now we're talking about the Caballeros themselves, so we'll leave the rest for later. Maybe I'll describe other characters as well? ;)

Donald:

Our usual and beloved boy, only shaggy and plaid shirt. Only he hides all tenderness from the world and shows it only with animals or his uncle ;)

Grades below average.

Jose:

Patient, charismatic, a favorite of all teachers and ladies, yes, he is most attractive parrot heartthrob (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Transferred from Brazil with an older sister and two younger brothers

The highest marks for the most beautiful eyes! ♡

Panchito:

A very loud guy, but but very cute and sexy ( ͡° ͜ ͡°)

His teachers tolerate him, but his peer ADORE him

Made friends with Jose in Mexico, became best friends at a distance, and when they met secret lovers ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

By some miracle, it is always possible to write off

How did they met?

It's just that Jose and Panchito immediately attracted everyone's attention, and Donald was bullied even more

So, Don just started accusing them of increasing his already shitty life (despite the fact that he caught crush on them)

Panchi and Ze don't understand why this so cute duckling is so cruel to them?

But, unfortunately for Donald, everything ends, and for him also embarrassing ;)

At the point, while Donald is mocking two Latin American birds, a Fethry comes up to him and is like: "Why you bulling your bullying your crushes?"

Then angry cry, anger, rage and embarrassed. And also evil and happy Jo and Panch, who understand, it's time to act and take revenge.

Well, that's it, thanks for the question!

Mickey would definitely tickle Donald

that would be funny

I read the comic thanks to one of the users on tumblr (I don't remember which one, I'm sorry)

My English and memory are bad, but I remember that Della flew into space on a spaceship and disappeared on the radar for several years until Gyro picked up her signal so that Huey, Dewey and Louis could talk to her. The boys lied to her that they were her sons so that she wouldn't get upset that she was somewhere far away (because she thinks she's in space for about a few hours or days) and to stay with Donald.

You know I wonder what would happens the comics version of Della had a prosthetic leg and brown pants like her Ducktales 2017 counterpart besides that would be cool

OMG! Hello friend!

Donsy fans: THIS COUPLE IS CANON, STOP DESTROYING THEIR HAPPY ENDING

Three gay caballeros fans: DAISY IS ALWAYS ABUSING DONALD AND CHEATING ON HIM WITH GLADSTONE. HE DESERVES THE BEST!!!

Me *holding Donald and Pete: duckie and kitty do kiss kiss

Mouses fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. DONALD ACTUALLY STEALS THE GIRL FROM MICKEY

Donmin fans: THEN WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THAT POOR MOUSE'S BOYFRIEND STOLEN?!

Donmick: EXCUSE ME

Me holding Minnie and Clarabelle: cowie say "I moo you" and mouse say "eek too!"

Goofbelle fans: GOOFY DESERVES BETTER THEN THIS BITCH

Googpete fans: SAY IT AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD

Me holding Goofy and Mickey: and now you two dating here flowers and picnic

Scrooldie fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'RE ENEMIES!

Rokerscrooge fans: THEY'RE JUST BUSINESS RIVALS.

Glomscrooge: IT'S BETTER THAN A FUCKING STALKER.

Brigitte McScrooge fans: WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!

Me with Scrooge and Santa Claus: yey immortal husbands and immortal gay sex

Gladaisy: THEY BOTH ACT LIKE ASSHOLES, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.

Gladmagic fans: LEAVE OUR GREEN KID ALONE, HE'S WORTHY OF HIS WITCH MOMMY

Me: wow I love this couple hehe, fashionable gays thank you @skullsemi !

You can't stop my crazy ass

Pete: :3

Donald: I'm not gonna call you "Good kitty", Pete. You bullied Mickey again!

Pete: :(

Donald: ...

Donald: But your origami is good... Good kitty.

Pete: ^^³

Pete: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Donald.

Donald: Damn.

I bet he looks like this because he's cold

Reading PK Avenger while listening to noir music for ambiance. 

PK Avenger issue #0

When did your boyfriend's uncle start supecting about your relationship:

There will be three versions of ff, so wait for the following posts ;)

___________________________

It was one of the best days in the life of Panchito and Jose! They were finally able to create their own citizenship in America and now they can bring their third amigo — Donald Duck!

They were excitedly walking towards Donald's house... Despite the fact that they are in Duckburg for the first time...

But that's nothing! They're The Three Caballeros! They can find each other anywhere, anytime! They are real soulmates! It's just a pity, not in a romantic way..

And here is the house. Only, whose? Well, we'll find out now!

Panchito knocked

. . .

Nothing?

Jose began to slowly fill with doubts. The wrong house? But their Donald-radar says otherwise. And he never let them down and was not wrong

He looked at Panchito and smiled gently

The rooster was still knocking on the door with a serious face. He clearly wasn't going to leave until the owner showed up

Suddenly angry footsteps were heard outside the door

The latin birds exchanged glances. Panchito even forgot that he was still knocking

"WHAT" — Donald shouted, opening the door. Jose and Panchito jumped in fright

A minute of awareness

.

.

.

"Panchito! Jose!" — Donald shouted again, but this time with joy

He jumped on his friends and wrapped them in a tight hug

The latin birds immediately responded to the hugs and Panchito, with a loud cheerful cry, circled all three of them to Donald's joyful laugh and Jose's giggles

"Okay-okay! Let go, guys" — Donald said through laughter

But they didn't want to. They were afraid to let him go. As if, as soon as they let him go, he would be far away again

"Guys?" — the duck's voice made them break out of their thoughts and let him go

The Caballeros looked at each other with silly and happy smiles on their beaks

"Well, what are you waiting for? Come in!" — Donald interrupted the moment and headed into house leaving the door open

Panchito and Jose entered the house ignoring the pain in the heart and the red face of the duck

--------------------

It wasn't normal

Donald doesn't behave like that and shouldn't

Why is Donald so quiet? Why is he only talking? Wht isn't he singing? Why?

Why?!

Jose walking back and forth while Panchito was pressed (begging) for information

He would also have questioned the triples, but his head was full of bad thoughts and anxiety

----------------------

He's furious

He had never known that he could be do angry

But now he is not up to it

"Como pudo? No! Te atreves?!"

"Calm down, Panchito" — Jose replied casually strirring his coffee

"How I can be calm?! How YOU can be calm?!" — the named rooster stopped walking around the hall and turned to the parrot, who was sitting with his back to him

"It's simple, meo favorito" — Jose began, taking a sip of his drink, — "Donald needs who can support him, be there and hug him"

"And that's why we need to calm down" — Jose turned to Panchito — "Pelo bem do nosso patinho fofo Donny"

Panchito began to calm down under Jose's soft gaze and warm smile

"In any case..." — he continued — "She will pay for it"

Panchito felt a chill down his spine due to the sharp coldness in the parrot's eyes and voice

"Wow..." — he muttered in surprise after a moment of silence — "I even felt cold" — he shivered in place

"Warm it up?" — Jose grinned

"Warm it up" — Panchito shouted in response, apporoaching him

--------------------

Gladstone stagged back from the force of the blow he was awarded

He reached out his hand to his cheek, which was beginning to blush, and turned his gaze to the one who hit him

Donald was breathing heavily, clenching his fits

"I hate you..."

Gladstone prayed that he had heard

"What?..."

"I hate you" — Donald repeated, but a little louder

"I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!!" — paul the end Donald started screaming

"WHEN WILL YOU STOP SPOILING MY ALREADY BAD LIFE?! HATE YOU!!" — his angry eyes began to fill with tears

"Donny..." — the grandma Duck tried to calm her grandson down, but he just waved her off and ran to the exit crying

The rest of the relatives just watched, unable to find words for this scene

"Glady...?"

Gladstone turned around

"What have you done?" — Abner asked with a murderous look while the triples were standing behind him

------------------------

"Donald?" — Donald heard his name and curled up even more tightly

"Donald!" — two voices shouted and rapid footsteps approached him

"Donald..." — duck didn't think his name would be so annoying

Suddenly he felt someone's shirt on him and he was abruptly lifted into his arms

Two smells enveloped him at once. From a short and someone else's chest. So relaxing. So sweet. Such relatives. Such favourites

The smell of Jose and the smell of Panchito

-------------------------

"Now can we find out what happened?" — Panchito asked a little impatiently, watching the duck drink tea

"Nothing, just..." — Donald stumbled, but did not have time to finish because of the explosion, you will not believe it, Jose

"Nothing? Just?! NOTHING?! JUST?!! NOTHING?!!!" — with each word, Jose's tone grew louder and fiercer. Jose loomed over Donald, causing him to blush and snuggle up to the sofa behind him — "Amigo, you probably already forgot, but we found yo crying! Crying! Donald, you were crying! And believe me, my dear, we will not leave you until you admit what happened or find out for myself."

Jose stopped. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath

"Say it" — like a knife cutting butter, these words cut through the silence

"No..." — Donald swallowed and replied

Like hell he'd let them know

"Say it" — the parrot wouldn't let up

"No" — the duck didn't give up either

Panchito watched this fight from "No" and "Say it"

Another time it would have funny, he even went for popcorn! Unfortunately, not now, not in this situation

"Say it!" — Jose didn't stop

"OKAY!!" — Donald jumped up, all red and angry

Jose stepped back slightly. A small grin appeares on his beak, and hope appeared in his eyes. He glanced at Panchito, with the same expression on his face

"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, HUH?! THAT MY LUCKIEST AND "COOLEST" COUISEN FOUND OUT THEY I'M TRANS?!" — the duck started walking around the guest room while his friends got a shock — "THAT I LIKE TO WEAR A DRESSES AND OTHER "GIRLY" THINGS! THAT I BROKE UP WITH DAISY!" — he went behind sofa and stopped, continuing to angrily confess — "ANOTHER CHERRY ON THIS CAKE SHOULD BE SO THAT HE FINDS OUT THAT I'M GAY! AND THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU!" — Donald is done and breathing hard after his heated speech

When he calmed down and his breathing steadied, he turned to the rooster and the parrot

"Uh.. Guys?" — Donald got their attention — "The last part.. Did I say it out loud?" — his responses were a silent nod

.

.

.

"Aw-phooey.." — Donald turned away abruptly. He took off his sailor hat and pressed it to his red face.

Why didn't he think about what he was talking about?! What will happen now? Will they hate him! Oh boy, how embarrassing!

But before Donald's stream of thoughts gets even worse (for his mental health), he was suddenly embraced by two pairs of hand and surrounded by someone else's warmth

"Oh, voce e tao fofa, what you embarrassed, bonitinho~" — the gentle tone and sweet portugusese speech reached the ears of the duck and he removed his hat from his face

"Hola, carino!" — Panchito's bright and cute face appeared in front of the duck

"What the..." — Donald could not finish, as Jose and Panchito said in one voice:

"We love you too!"

.

.

.

"What?" — Donald asked with tears in his eyes

-----------------------

"El QUE?!"

"Uch, Panchito, too loud" — Donald rubbed his right ear and looked at the sitting rooster with displeasure

"He-he... Lo siento, patito" — the duck just rolled his eyes and gently pulled him back to lie ion the bed

"But he's right, meu sol" — after a giggle Jose added raising himself on his elbows — "It's really... A terrible situation" — his hand gently stroking the duck's cheek — "I would cry too"

Donald snuggled up to the touch

"Don't, you have too cute a face for tears" — Jose just giggled again at the compliment and lay back down

The room dropped into a new pleasant silence

"Wait. Panchito?" — the rooster only purred in response — "Did you carry me in your arms ALL the way?" — in response, a new satisfying purr — "Aw-phooey.." — Donald buried his reddening face in Jose's shoulder while he laughed and Panchito was touched

___________________

Bitch, I done