Sorry Guys, But I Think I'll Skip Day 2 And Day 3.

Your bias towards Daisy is very unhealthy.

My love for Donald heals me.

Кто-нибудь заметил его голос??? Будто он сейчас заплачет??

Has anyone noticed his voice??? Like he's going to cry??

"How worthless you have to be for your own flesh and blood not- not to love you, even a little?"

I agree that this wouldn't have been a better take for the movie but I'm losing my MIND OVER THIS BEING A FULLY RENDERED SCENE???? AND HE LOOKS AND SOUNDS SO PAINED TOO

Did you know that there's a caballeros Discord server?

No, what is that?)

Donald: .. And that's how I learned to fluff my tail without hands. Of course, I didn't use this skill much, but hey! It's cute.

Pete, who realized halfway through the story that he liked Donald's voice and didn't listen to everything else, wondering when and how he managed to fall in love with this quacking madness: Yeah... I bet it is...

Чтож... Это довольно странно.

Хотя это день с самого начала был странным.

Сначала, ночью, ему не снились кошмары! Не про ту ужасную ночь с геноцидом, не про прошлое с его родителями, не про те дни в бегах.. Это был... Обычный, даже приятный сон. Но самое главное, он выспался.

Потом, на работе ему приходили мастера Яростной Пятёрки.. Типа... Серьёзно? Разве у них нет своего собственного лекаря?

Ну, в любом случае, всё равно всё прошло хорошо.. Странно-приятно-хорошо.

И теперь, он здесь, с голым верхом, пока его муж уткнулся в его грудь..

— Тай Лунг? — на выдохе спросил Шень, пытаясь преодолеть своё смущение в голосе.

— Мммррр? — раздалось приглушённое мурлыканье Тай Лунга, не предпринимая никаких попыток оторвать своё лицо от пернатой груди Сан Ю.

Шень тихо усмехнулся, чувствуя как любовь греет его сердце. Но любовь любовью, белому павлину всё равно неловко.

— Моя любовь, убери своё лицо с моей груди, пожалуйста. — он положил свои крылья на плечи барса, слегка надавив. — Мне неловко..

В ответ раздалось тихое ворчание.

— Неееееет... — Тай Лунг обнял своими лапами за талию своего мужа, прижимая ближе к себе. — Ты слишком мягкий, чтобы отпустить...

Ох лорды... Почему его так сложно переубедить?..

По своей сути, нет ничего плохого в этом.. положении... Просто... Разве не должно быть наоборт?..

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Какой милипиздричий oneshot получился..

Ну, не особо расстроенна (я же не гитара), я всё равно хотела потестировать клавиратуру для планшета.

Мне зашло.

My life would be so much better if Donald Duck was here to comfort me

We continue

"While Uncle Scrooge is chatting with someone, you can do your own business" Or how Mom Duck decided to sew (Duck comics)

Donald and Scrooge dance

Donald lets Webby look at his college photo album. She is delighted, Scrooge is shocked – he has never seen these photos.

For certain reasons, Scrooge and the children become a ghost. Donald is doing everything in his power to find them, even though they are nearby. Scrooge understands how smart and brave Donald is.

Scrooge has a developed sixth sense, so he always knows when something bad is around. It turns out that thanks to this feeling, he also knows when something good is around, so he is always there when Donald is cooking something. He is surprised when he feels it again. (Donald is angry and confused, Scrooge is pleased)

"I like this box!" "I said get out of this box!"

Donald was tired of Scrooge's constant offers to get him a job, so he said that without a presentation and a detailed explanation, he would not even think about work. It was unexpected to sit in a dark living room, especially it was unexpected to listen to Scrooge

Donald broke up with Daisy (finally!), but this has its consequences. He believes that everything she said is true, because Daisy never lied to him, even when she cheated on him. Scrooge and Donald have a difficult conversation (is scromgold or glomscrooge possible??)

Donald has grown red hair (thanks, Gyro)

Donald has lost the bet and now has to tickle Scrooge. Revenge comes and it is merciless.

Scrooge and Donald talk about "women's things" (Spoiler: They do them anyway)

The boys said the first word! Only it's not what Donald expected. "Did you teach them?" "Noooooo... Well, maybe"

Donald is bored, so he made dessert, but where to put it now? Well, it's good that he has an eternally hungry Uncle Scrooge

One of the days when Scrooge takes Donald to work somewhere again. But right now, the old miser is busy fighting, and Donald is very angry. Luckily for him, there's a guy with an electric guitar nearby.

Scrooge is jealous of Donald's cat

"I wish I could be as beautiful..."

Donald always thought: "Why could Della wear pants, but he couldn't wear dresses?". This was one of the many issues that suffered consequences.

Donald is coming back from the Navy!

"What are you looking at?" "Nothing-nothing~" Or Donald sits with Scrooge and unconsciously makes old habits (he puts his finger in his beak when he thinks))

Less than the original post... I wanted to share it with you anyway

Chu ~💕

Some ideas for fan fiction about Uncle Team:

"Wait... Do you love me?*

"Be more polite, please" this is not a threat, but a warning

"You can't do this, you're a kid!" "I'm 36!"

"Do you remember?!" full of tears of happiness

Something happens that makes Donald, out of old habit, jump on Scrooge out of fear. Scrooge won't let him go

"Beautiful..." Scrooge finds Donald in a dress

"Have you thought why Louie can swim in money?"

Donald chose Ludwig (a silly dispute between two uncles)

"You... Did you listen to me?!" Donald also needs to be reprimanded and he did it. Who knew the old miser was listening to him?

Donald is crying because of Scrooge. Featuring Downey and Fergus

Donald is tired and wants to cry

Donald is offended and does not talk to anyone and is silent all the time

Donald is late for work and out of habit kisses all the children. Everyone. Even an adult like Scrooge

Scrooge has a nightmare, fortunately for him, Donald is nearby

"Hey, my nephew thinks you're cute" "Can I get his number?" "Nah, we good" or how Scrooge is a typical dad, and Donald is a typical emo gay

Someone has asked Donald to dance, and while he is enjoying the dance, Scrooge does not take his eyes off them. Literally

"Your favorite color is yellow and green" "Yeah, and your blue" "Actually, pink"

Donald did not notice that he was singing, as well as the fact that Scrooge was killing everyone with a look

"And me?" again, Donald goes to work and kisses all the children goodbye again, but not Scrooge this time

"Hey, what are you looking at!?" On the beach, Donald decided to wear a bra instead of a Hawaiian shirt

During one of the adventures, Donald habitually took Scrooge by the hand so as not to get lost while he looks around

Donald tries puppy eyes

"Stop looking at me like that!" offended and angry scrooge

"Oops, sorry, it's not for you" "Wait- WHO IS THIS PHOTO FOR?!!"

Donald just wanted to see his dress while he and Scrooge were shopping

"I don't have the strength anymore..." *kiss* Or how Donald knows how to 'charge' Scrooge

"No." "But-" "You're too old to take me in your arms, Uncle!" Or Scrooge shows that even his century-old age does not change his physical strength

"I'm fine" "No"

"Give me a piece!" "No! Get out of the kitchen!" "This is my kitchen!" "I don't give a-!"

Donald laughs, Scrooge doesn't calm down

Donald swears and that's why Scrooge needs to spank him

With age, many things stop being bitter and nasty, like coffee and cigarettes. Scrooge would rather go bankrupt on milk and candy than let it continue

"I'm doing this because I feel sorry for Mrs. Bickley and I want to help her. AND STOP SMILING LIKE THAT" Scrooge finds Donald in his garden

Donald starts skipping meals due to being overweight and spends more time looking for work. Scrooge just wants to say that it's much nicer to squeeze

Everyone knew who Scrooge's favorite was among children, but no one knew Donald's favorite among adults. Donald is confused and now we get a LOT more affection

Donald wants a gentleman and now the boys regularly get kisses. Scrooge wants one too

Donald has a lot of notebooks with his songs, but only two have survived: empty and about Scrooge

Donald teases Scrooge that he will leave (to Glomdolnd or his boyfriends) and has gone too far

"Only for a while!" Donald's boat exploded during another invasion of his uncle's enemies on the mansion and now he is moving P. s. The boat cannot be restored

"You can't go on a date!" "Because I said so!" "Well, I'm sorry, Dad, but I'm going!"

Scrooge needs to go to an official party, but this dress is the only one that can fit him. "This dress is too revealing!"

The children decided to arrange a "fashion show" to help Uncle Donald decide which things should be thrown out and which ones should be left. Donald is too embarrassed (yes, he has dresses)

Angry Burrito Donald

The coolest thing is when Donald is already an adult and he becomes even more cute!

I'll write one day. And if not me, then I will pray for every fan fiction on these ideas

Perhaps I will add more is coming

I hope senpai notices me... @galoots

Bro, it's canon.

Scrooge: ...And that's how we spent Christmas.

Donald: Ha, it's not as wild and crazy as usual, and to be honest, the only thing I remember is that you finally decided to have a relationship with Santa Claus. You're getting old, Uncle.

Scrooge: Hey!

Della: Come on, Donald! We all had fun. I mean, how did you spend time with your boyfriend?

Donald: *flashbacks of how he and Pete saved the world* Uh...

Pete: *more flashbacks of him and Pete saving the world + memories of Donald in women's dresses* Um...

Donald and Pete: *EVEN more flashbacks about how he and Pete saved the world + memories of their romantic intimacy* Well...

Donald: Just had a delicious dinner and went to bed.

Pete: Well, there were a couple more movies and a little musical number.

Della: Ha! See?

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I hope you had wonderful holidays! Good luck in the new year, I love you!

Phantom Blot: Your last word?

Mickey: *deep breath to say something cool*

Donald: I'M GAY.

Pete, peeking out from behind the Phantom Blot: Oh, shit! Me too!

Donald and Pete: *kissing*

Phantom Blot and Mickey: ...

Mickey: I hate this.

Phantom Blot: Bitch, I should say that.

HEY GUYS

I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG. MY PHONE WAS BROKEN AND I WAS ONLY ABLE TO GET ALL MY DATA BACK TODAY!!

I MISSED YOU VERY MUCH, I LOVE YOU!!