When Your Boyfriend Flirts With You In Public:

Tai Lung: *Bursts into the Jade Palace*

Tai Lung: PO!!

Po: Uh... bro, I'm kind of teaching my students right now. How about you wait a bit?

Tai Lung, after regaining his breath: SHEN AND I ACCIDENTALLY MADE A BABY!!

Literally everyone: A WHAT?!

*Somewhere in the background Shifu loses consciousness*

In the house of Tai Lung and Shen

Po: So.. Where a baby?

Tai Lung: *leads to the common room where Shen is sitting in the nest*

Shen: *Before anyone could ask, a griffin silently got up and crawled out from under him, but the peacock was a snow leopard, not a lion eagle*

Baby Griffin: Pio!

Po, trying to suppress the shock: Okay, well...

Shifu: *loses consciousness again and is carried away*

Tai Lung: A few weeks ago, we found an egg and thought it was abandoned, so we decided to take it to ourselves. And today it cracked and hatched... This.

Baby Griffin: Pio!

Po: He's... Um... He has your eyes..? Both of you...

Baby Griffin: Pio!

Tai Lung: My love, why are you sitting on our baby?

Shen: I don't know! As soon as I saw it, it seemed like a really good idea!

Mr. Ping: All parent birds sit on their children to keep them warm and protected. I used to do that when Po was just a kid.

Tigress: I'm more interested in answering another question: how?

Tai Lung: I don't know! I told you, we just found the egg that came out of this baby thing!

Po: Maybe it's a gift from the universe?!

Shen: Or punishment...

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ⓘ This user is tired.

Well, since May and June have apparently been alone for quite a long time, life on a boat will be a good time to start their quiet life and time for themselves so that they understand what it's like to be children with loving parents.

And for a couple of months a year, they can live in a mansion for socialization and adaptation in large companies.

DuckTales 2017 Finale Spoilers:

June: Now that Heron’s gone

May: Where do we belong?

Lena: We belong right here

Donald: {on the phone} Hey Daisy! You know that adventure we’re going to take?! How about a couple of stowaways?

Webby: EXCUSE ME!?? I just got two new sisters and now you’re just taking them away from me!?

Lena: All of us were going to Funso’s this Saturday but I guess that plan is out the window

Violet: We literally JUST made them friendship bracelets!

Donald: {moves phone away from his head} Uh…

Daisy: {on the phone} DONALD! We’ve been planning this trip for just the two of us for months! I like your friends but I don’t think I want José and Panchito to be with us for that long

Donald: {goes back on the phone} What!? No, no, no, no! You don’t understand! What I meant was I’ve adopted two kids-

Daisy: YOU ADOPTED TWO CHILDREN WITHOUT TALKING TO ME FIRST!?! Donald! We’ve been dating for almost a year now and we’ve never had that conversation about having kids!

Donald: It’s okay Daisy! I have experience! Trust me, raising kids on a boat away from the rest of the world is the way to go!

Huey: Wait! Uncle Donald! You and Aunt Daisy are leaving!?

Della: You didn’t tell the kids you were leaving!?

Donald: I, uh, was going t-

Dewey: He never tells us anything!! We didn’t even know that much about you until we moved into Uncle Scrooge’s place

Della: WHAT!?!

Dewey: Yeah! Any time we’d ask about he’d just avoid the question!

Donald: I was going through stuff!

Louie: {to May and June} You don’t wanna live on his houseboat, trust me! He turns into an absolute monster whenever he’s docking the boat

Donald: Louie!

Louie: And you two already saw the mansion! It’s a way better place to live!

Webby: The air vents alone make the mansion worth exploring!

June: Ooh! Does your houseboat have any air vents!?

Donald: Uh… {opens the plane doors to start the finale credits}

Donald being best boy and loves girls.

Donald: Hey-ya, Daisy!

Daisy: Donald?

Donald: *takes out a bouquet of flowers from behind his back*

Daisy: My favorites!

Gladstone: Hey, Daisy?

Daisy: What?

Gladstone: *presents a bouquet of 101 roses and a box of chocolates*

Daisy: Oh, Gladstone!~

Donald: ...

Donald: And why did I keep trying at all? *leaves flowers and leaves*

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Donald: Hi, Minnie!

Minnie: Donald! Hello, how are you?

Donald: I'm fine, but...

Minnie: ??

Donald: *pulls out a basket with lilacs and violets from behind his back*

Donald: It will be better after you smile~ *wink wink*

Minnie: Oh, Donald! *laughs and slaps Donald lightly on the shoulder*

Minnie: Did you make the basket yourself?

Donald: Of course! *Proudly*

Minnie: Thank you, Donnie!

Donald and Minnie: *hugs*

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Donald: Hello, Clarabelle.

Clarabelle: Donald? Hello there, dou you need something?

Donald: Actually, yes.

Clarabelle: ?

Donald: *takes out a bouquet of strawberries and a guitar with a red ribbon*

Donald: Your smile~

Clarabelle: Did you use the smile compliment again?

Donald: Did Minnie tell you?

Clarabelle: Yeah.

Donald: I don't surprise.

Clarabelle: But it's very cool.

Donald: Yeah?

Clarabelle: Yeah.

Donald: Oh, thanks.

Clarabelle: No, thank you. I didn't expect a bouquet of strawberries.

Donald: Goofy tell what you don't really like flowers.

Clarabelle: I get it. Thank you, Donald.

Donald: Always welcome.

Clarabelle and Donald: *hugs*

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Donald: Since March 8, Grandma Duck!

Donald: *gives her fresh pastries*

Grandma Duck: Oh, thank you, Donnie!

Grandma and Donald: *hugs and kiss*

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Donald: Hey, Ma?

Hortense: Mm? Yeah, Donnie, what's wrong?

Donald: *gives a pendant with photos inside, in the first she is with a Quackmore, and in the second he is with Della and the boys*

Donald: I love you.

Hortense: Aw.. Tha gaol agam ortsa cuideachd, a ghràidh!

Hortense and Donald: *hugs*

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Donald: Dumbella?

Della: What you need, Dick Duck?

Donald: *gives a photo album with all (especially shameful) photos of boys*

Della: ...

Della: I'm so fucking love you sometimes.

Donald: And I love you always.

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Donald: Webby? Can I bother you?

Webby: Hm? Of course, what happened, Unca Donald?

Donald: I noticed that you like to weave bracelets and...

Donald: *gives her a large set for beading*

Donald: If you don't like it, I can buy you something else.

Webby: *presses his hands to his beak and quickly jumps on the spot*

Webby: I LOVE IT!!

Webby: *jumps on Donald with hugs*

Donald: Oh! I'm glad to hear that.

Donald and Webby: *hugs*

+bonus

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Donald: *calmly drinking tea*

Scrooge: *comes running, stops and violently catches his breath*

Scrooge: Hey, Donnie!

Scrooge: *kisses Donald on the cheek*

Donald: You decided to give Goldie and Bridget gifts on March 8th, but now you need to hide somewhere, right?

Scrooge: Right.

Donald: *sigh* Okay, let's go.

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Della: Yo, Don!

Webby: Unca Donald, look!

Donald: ?

Donald: *spits out the tea he was drinking*

Webby with a magic blade: Look what Uncle Scrooge gave us!

Della with a gun: Cool, right?

Donald: ...

Donald: UNCLE SCROOGE

Scrooge is in his Money Bin: I don't feel safe.

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*Magica and Daisy beat Gladstone*

Donald: *looks at this*

Donald: Interesting.

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Donald: I'm home!

Kids: For you, unca!

Kids: *gives flowers and sweets*

Donald: ...

Scrooge with a bouquet: Do you like it?

Donald: Sometimes I hate you, unckie.

Scrooge: !!

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I love you, girls~💕

I bet he looks like this because he's cold

Reading PK Avenger while listening to noir music for ambiance. 

PK Avenger issue #0

Kai: *sneezes*

Shen, who did not expect this (or rather, was scared): AAH! WTH?!

Kai:

Shen:

Tai Lung:

Shen: Uh-

Kai: OMG! Are you seriously scared? How cute!~

Tai Lung: ( ͡° ͡°)

Shen: What?! No! *smoothes feathers on the neck*

Kai: I'm so sorry, baby bird! Let daddy comfort you! *goes to Shen with outstretched arms/hooves*

Shen: FUCK OFF!! GET OFF ME! GO AWAY!! LEAVE ME!!! *steps back*

Tai Lung in the lotus position, resting his elbow on his knees, put his head on his paws: How sweet~

Kai hugging Shen: My poor baby~

Shen tries to break away, but slowly begins to get used to it: Let me go..!

Kai: No.

Shen gave up: I hate it.

Kai: *smiling*

Cameras roll

Kai and Shen turn around at the sound

Tai Lung: Nice picture. *grins, holding the phone in his paws*

Shen: TAI LUNG, HOW YOU-

Kai: Will you send it to me?

Shen: KAI!

Tai Lung: Sure

Shen: TAI LUNG!

Both: What?

Shen: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *trying to break out even harder*

Kai: Hush, birdy

Shen: FOR WHAT

Finally something new, not the Dewey fucking pilot😭

Happy (late) birthday, HDL! <33

Here are my adult designs for them! Dewey's a model, Huey's a scout leader (and studying to be a professor), and Louie's a businessman

Tai Lung: Shen, my love, the light in my dark life, the flower in the desert of my heart, the sweetness in my bitter soul, the cure for my spiritual wounds. Please, I beg you, stop putting laxatives in my foster father's food and drinks.

I don't know I'm happy or not...

Duck people behold!

I made my first quiz!

Find out which duckverse character are you most like here

Art

It's a nice day. The birds are singing, the oblochka are flying.

Up to this point...

CRASH

The door in the office opens abruptly, almost falling off its hinges and an angry duck stomps inside.

- "Damn Glomgold, stupid Rockerdak, unbearable Magic.. Was it really necessary for you to disturb my quiet day?" thoughts raced furiously through Scrooge's head as he threw his top hat on the hanger. Batista had already gone far away to finish the job and not get caught in the hot hand of his employer.

Scrooge angrily looked around the office, looking for his nephew — the only person who can calm, resist and withstand the anger of his uncle (depending on the mood of both of them).

McDuck's eyes sparkled with rage and the sparks slowly ignited the fire when old duck thought to himself that Donald was skipping work again?! He spun around and froze like a statue. All the heat and fervor died out in Scrooge's eyes, giving way to emotions unexpected for his character: tenderness and love.

Donald was lying on one of Scrooge's money bags, curled up like a kitten on his stomach, his legs dangling gold coins down to the floor, and his arms were crossed and the sailor's head was lying on them, pressing his cheek against his own sleeve.

Scrooge felt the butterflies flutter and he clenched his beak faster and tighter so as not to squeal, but still could not stop himself from shaking his hands in the air.

"You're a stupid nephew, Donald! How dare you be so sweet when I'm so mad at you?!" — Old duck thought to himself, not a bit angry at the whole world anymore.

Scrooge finally pulled himself together and crept as quietly and quickly as possible to his desk. He took out a notebook and a small pencil case from one of the old, almost unused drawers. McDuck quietly pulled over the nearest other money bag and, getting comfortable, began to draw.

The room gradually filled with Donald's quiet snuffling and his uncle's even quieter giggling, which captured another calm but important moment in his life.

Batista opened the door to bring new papers for Scrooge, but when he saw that his employer was already busy with something else, the dog simply put on black glasses and grabbed the nearest broom, walked away while no one saw him, tapping the back side on the floor.