Awh Idk I Think He’s Kinda Cute. The Tubes Are Weird But His Lil Banana Face Is Charming.
Awh idk I think he’s kinda cute. The tubes are weird but his lil banana face is charming.
Pokerating Day 20! Heatmor!
Charm: Kinda just ugly as much as I hate to say it. It looks like a fast food advertisement sign. It's also notably bald, and the weird tubes just look gross. They look like its internals have externaled. It also makes a room smell burnt just by being there. I think this is an actual 0/10. You can't even watch it's natural feeding habits cause trust me when I say you don't wanna raise a supply of durant just to feed this thing, and even if you DID it would just be it sticking its snout in an ant hole and breathing through its ass.
Care: More difficult than its worth. Not only is their natural wild food really difficult to culture (and, honestly, a more interesting pokemon), but they're also picky eaters. They tend to just incinerate food they don't want. It was very recently discovered that they're particularly picky about texture, and that boiled egg is a good way to get around that, but that means having a consistent supply of eggs which is fairly difficult in some places. It also needs them cooked, since if it tries to cook it the egg will probably pop. 3/10? Sounds like a reasonable enough score.
Safety: It's presence is enough to set off smoke alarms, and it can easily light your shit on fire by just licking it. It also has bigass claws and a fairly grumpy attitude. 3/10 carbon monoxide poisonings.
Utility: Good for removing durant populations. Like any other fire type. Can learn dig, cut, and rock smash. Mid. Not even good for a fire type's typical utility IMO. It's like 4 1/2' tall, just go catch almost any smaller fire type and I bet it can do the same without being so difficult to keep. 4/10.
Battle: This is a poor pokemon for battling. Lets go over the positives first, wide moveset, and a decent ability in flash fire. Now the negatives: it's in that perfect speed range to be too slow to outspeed much, yet too fast for trick room. It's also pretty frail with a poor defensive type, and has nowhere near enough oomph to actually hit hard with the wide array of moves it can use. It also takes increased stealth rocks damage. 2/10, there are definitely worse pokemon out there but for a fully evolved pokemon this thing is just so mediocre than any other fire type is better in some way.
Final Score:
Charm: 0/10
Care: 3/10
Safety: 3/10
Utility: 4/10
Battle: 2/10
Total Score: 12/50
Pet Score: 6/30
Battle score: 6/20
Notes: I feel bad bashing on this thing but it really just has no good qualities. Its a moderately disturbing (and ugly) pokemon that I would prefer to never see again.
Again, this rating is inherently biased just like every other thing made by any organism ever concieved, so if you love this thing? Good on you. I respect you for finding joy somewhere where I can't. Don't let my words change your opinions and stay you!
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just spent like an hour playing “who’s that pokemon” w my sibling and i was flabbergasted when they couldnt identify like half the pokemon they were seeing. (shrek voice) he didnt even know garganacl
Pretty well!
I have an inquiry for you! There’s a buddy of mine, a chancy, who needs counseling. He (he/him, yes, unique lil guy) refuses to see a human counselor 🤔 I was wondering if you have room and / or someone good to refer to? :)
Hey B. How are things?
~ @poketherapist-in-training
Going well! ^^
How is everything with you?
Ah yes, saw something that reminded about the bizarre attraction to POS women characters in various works that happens. And not like... ones that can be reinterpreted as something decent or the like either. Fucking confusing to me.
(same thing happens with male characters to be clear, I'm just a lesbian so focusing on that part)
Does it worry you much? What are you fearing the outcome will be?
Personally I can’t find a bad thing to think about it. I’ve met some interesting people on here, and it’s their authenticity that strikes me.
It seems like a nice way to live. But one that takes a while to navigate to. What does the road ahead look like in your estimation?
Good morning, Rotomblr!
Felt a little stressed so I put on some calming music and read through my notes for the past week!
I feel calmer now!
How is everyone else's mornings going? Or day in general if it's later for you?
THE POKECAMBRIAN BROTHERS!!!!!!
Yes! Return to Spore! x) Ach there’s that new spore-like game that just released isn’t there? Bibbits? Ah- not released but in early access!
Seems cool!
Pfft… or it’s all those wild chancy college parties…
( @poketherapist-in-training )
Morning! What are you up to today? I just had a crazy experience myself x)
Nothing really!! Getting back into form for the week, mostly, haha.
Oh ?? You wanna elaborate, or??
Oooo a lot of interesting stuff here. So I imagine ethics are quite different in your field? Privacy is of the utmost importance to human psychology. There’s a lot of reasons for it, including safety and stigma, and very little info is needed because of how documented everything is in our culture… so I suppose in your field it’s more important to keep the pokémon’s… owner feels tactless, but those associated with the pokémon’s privacy?
Do you do therapy on a lot of wild pokémon? Or is it mostly domestics?
I imagine it’s different with high intelligence pokemon as well? It’s interesting that disclosure wouldn’t factor in, but it makes sense…
Gosh, my head is spinning- so many questions!
Hey. Laser mentioned you're looking to be a therapist, said we might get along since I'm a pokemon psychologist.
Figured since I'm running the blog today, I might as well say hey. Hope your studies are going well.
@licensed2faint (//laser is letting the BF run the blog today)
Oh hi!
I was curious about you! Nice to meet you!
Do you have any idea where pokemon therapy and human therapy diverge? I’ve been curious about this since in most of my classes it’s emphasized how interconnected and similar they can be…
Hope to talk to you more!
[WRONG MAIL ASK GAME!]
[Reblog this and I’ll send you some wrong Pelipper mail! Something a little random and not exactly meant for you.
Pfft no worries!! I figured I’d ask but I completely get that xD I guess I’m used to Pippi and her eggs that she loves to hand out… she has a weird one right now though? 🤔 But, anyway-
Ooo that game sounds like Spore! But idle? :0 I may have to check that out! Man, Spore was my fave as a kid…
( @poketherapist-in-training )
Morning! What are you up to today? I just had a crazy experience myself x)
Nothing really!! Getting back into form for the week, mostly, haha.
Oh ?? You wanna elaborate, or??
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