HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/
Tumblr: Only neurotypical people do X. Neurodivergent people never do X. It's literally never necessary to do X, and if you do, you are by definition acting out of malice.
Neurodivergent person whose neurodivergence primarily expresses itself as X:
Me + Buds making a rp as we go
why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP
Adorable being of light and clam head, this is now all I can think of for head pearls/mother of pearls.
✨ Nacre Head
Using this anon hate I got as a teaching example
So if you get anon hate like this, there is a few things you can do. (Also once again the person linked is totally innocent, anon is just using a link to them for some reason, do not bother them)
First of all, Tumblr made it so only people who have accounts and are logged in can send anons AT ALL. So if you want to you can click the three little dots in the upper right corner and report them
Anyways once you're there, select the type of harassment you're getting, after consulting a few people on discord I decided it was the second to last one.
Then of course you fill out the little form
Afterwards you can hit "Submit and Block"
Fun fact: when you block an anon you permanently (there is no way to reverse it) block their IP address and they can't send you any more anons, also as a bonus, if you've received a LOT of anon hate and then you block one of them, reload your inbox to see how many it got rid of, because it might have just been one loser spamming you. If you don't feel like reporting them then that's fine too, just block those suckers.
And finally, you can take solace in the fact that you could never be as big of a loser as the anons sending people hate.
You can not tell me this monkey's love language isn't fighting! It can be platonic love, familial love, romantic love, you have to fight him for him to truly feel it!
Win or lose doesn't matter just make it memorable for him!
"I want to, experience my Master's holy Buddha Palm technique. Just the two of us, I want to compare strength."
source: Journey to the West: Demons Strike Back (2017)
I have been infected with monkey, have random doodles of my lil monkey lady based off @kaijufluffs design on their blog but in more my style as we go.
Based on actual events
A kind of funny thing about different representations of Sun Wukong is that while versions of him range from “evil demonic warlord” to “he’s a little guy and it’s his birthday,” it can be pretty hard to judge his character in a story by his appearance alone. For example:
This Monkey King fights as hard as he can to protect children:
And this Monkey King gorges on fruit while watching kids getting mercilessly slaughtered in front of him & on his orders:
cuteness aggression sure is smth xD also in case yall were wondering why MK is so scuffed up, Mei caused a big portion of his little scars. accidentally of course, but roughhousing with a dragon isn't the safest activity
Someone got real bored in macy's belt section.
So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.
[29] Seriously should update this more, this is the lair of the supportive mushroom gremlin.
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