The Magic Of A Scorching Summer Evening

"freakout girl" literally changed me as a person

[guy who hasn't realized they're a lab animal in a cage yet voice] i love my wire mother even though her cold sharp edges cut me when i try to cling to her. she provides me with everything i need to survive and to ask for anything more would be excessive and ungrateful. this is my decision. given the choice i would make it again.

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They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop