Things My Friends Have Said:

Brandon : Look who's here guys ! Wouldn't that be the Demon of the Trident ?!

Robert : I... was killed by a pig

Rhaegar :

Rhaegar : Same

Lyanna : Oh my god Rhaegar

Elia : Stop

currently obsessed with british murder mystery tv shows where all the murders happen in the same town in every episode and everyone's just like oh yep there goes another one, just another day in shirefordtonstead

Teaching your cat how to speak might seem cool until it gets out and some poor sod (me) is left wondering why there's a toddler yelling 'hello' outside at 2 in the morning

Hi [hits you with the yaoi beam]

- achievement’s main

oh no

His male cia contact, hiding tears as he sees bond fuck a woman in space: please notice me senpai (;﹏;)

How is James bond not dead yet. He's so easily distracted. Just put some skimpily clad woman in front of him and wham. Dead. Easy.

Best Magical Girl Villain - Round 2