From My Local Plant Store.

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

baby duck on a leaf boat 😍

tiny friends in their new homes

New houseplants from today!

First two are Rex Begonias found in 2 different colors

Third is a Pink Wave (Fittonia argyroneura)

Fourth is a Snow White Waffle Plant (Hemigraphis alternata ‘exotica’)

Fifth is a Manjula Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)

Sixth is a Golden Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)

Seventh & Eighth is a Bird’s Nest Fern (Asplenium nidus)

All pots came from Wal Mart and were surprisingly very inexpensive ($4.97-$6.97)

They be blessing

Mimosa Pudica aka The Sensitive Plant