“y’all Shoulda Bundled Your Home And Auto”

A how to make flower crowns with dandelions. Not sure if it will work on other flowers, but as long as the stalk/pedicel is long it should be alright O v O Also I hope it’s understandable ahah

I want to go here so badly. It is a need to live out my fox dreams.

Getting With the Times.

Sleepy Sari

I don’t own TFA, never have, never will.

I’m deathly afraid of this image

other concepts for TFA episodes:

-Decepticon drinking night. Blitzwing drinks too much oil and gets locked in Random mode, the rest of the Decepticons have to deal with his shenanigans. these shenanigans include: bulk ordering live lizards from Cybertronian Amazon, trying to get piggybacks from everyone including Laserbeak, and actually crying real tears over Soundwave “because he’s just a leetle babie!” also at one point before things get too crazy, Lugnut and Blitz are sitting at the table by themselves while Megatron gets more oil and Lugnut says something like “i pegged Lord Megatron as more of a high-grade bot.” Blitz, absolutely shitfaced, lifts his head from the table and says “you did what to Megatron?” then Lugnut smacks him in the back of the head so hard he leaves a dent in the table in the shape of his face.

-Wreck-Gar somehow gets entered into the running for Detroit mayor. thanks to Wacky Happenstance, he wins. the status-quo doesn’t get restored either, from there on he’s mayor of Detroit. he’s surprisingly good at it.

-Grimlock finds out t-rexs had feathers and demands his alt mode be changed to fit reality.

-the Constructicons form Devastator and wreak havoc but end up being undone by their own horrible personalities.

-thanks to a transwarp accident, Blitzwing and Bumblebee swap minds. while in Blitz’s body, Bumblebee develops three personalities but he’s fine with it since he’s So Tall and a triple-changer, and Blitzwing is willing to deal with his tiny frame because he finally has some peace and control of himself. they both end up enjoying their new bodies so much that they don’t want to switch back; Team Prime and Team Megatron have to work together to restore the status quo.

-Starscream clones just kind of hanging out (pay service to IDW fans by having Thundercracker obtain a dog)

-Optimus Prime gets infected with a virus that causes him to involuntarily curse very loudly at random times. it’s covered up with horn sounds of course. most of the time he’s fatally embarrassed by his outbursts and eventually strikes out on his own to wait for the virus to run its course. while he’s gone, Sentinel tries and fails to control a Decepticon attack and his incompetence and unwillingness to retrieve Optimus almost cost them the day; but Optimus shows up at the last minute and saves everyone. at the end of the episode he cusses Sentinel out. his tirade begins with mostly legible words but by the end it’s just one long series of beeps while the camera cuts to different shocked reactions from the cast (even the Decepticons’ mouths are agape). it seems like it’s because of the virus and Ratchet goes “wow, that was a strong attack” and Optimus turns to him and smirks and says “the virus wore off ten minutes ago.” cue credits

images you can hear

here’s the vine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd53lRZfnV0

Bumblebee with gen z humor

Megatron: *pointing a a laser beam gun* surrender or you won’t live

Bumblebee: bold of you to assume that i want to live

Megatron: this is a laser beam gun and it works

Bumblebee: i hope it does

Megatron:*pulls Optimus aside* what the fuck is wrong with your kid

Optimus:*shrugs* I don’t know anymore.

Bumblebee: it just be like that sometimes.

In a local hipster coffee shop in the heart of Vos, the Deceptithot high command gossips about the latest tea being spilt on Cybertron.

japanese blitzwing came into my house, kicked me in the ovaries, then left me to die, and i was completely content with it