Lord of the rings but it’s a road trip through middle earth running from the police (the orcs). When Sam and Frodo separate from the fellowship, they’re actually stealing a motorbike and continue through middle earth to put the ring in Mordor who is actually a mafia boss. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Giraffes wish they were me
3.944 cubits.
Happy Bi Visibility Day (Sept. 23rd) to:
Daggers sound cool
YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL
MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
liam stewart is the physical embodiment of the “road work ahead / uh, ya i sure hope it does” vine and nobody can argue otherwise
Bitch but in a soft way
Cunt but in an endearing way
i hate hate HATE the impossible beauty standards in the trans community i hate people especially cis people (but even other trans people are guilty of this) sharing pictures of the same conventionally attractive trans models as "proof" that we can look "normal" (read: not only cis-passing but also extremely conventionally attractive) why the fuck do you need trans people to be supermodels and nothing less for you to respect us. why.
cis ppl can rb just dont add any stupid shit
I’m just some random tumblr user don’t follow me, I’m warning you || bi || she/he/they ||minor
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