People Who Body Shame Are Dicks

au where Virgil and Patton are a mystery solving duo that slowly become not-a-duo because in all honesty they’re really bad at it alone. halfway through their second case ever they get unavoidably stumped so they cave and ask Logan to help, and after that he’s just a part of the crew. They all refuse to tell Roman what’s up bc he’s a bit of a blabbermouth, until he gets caught up in the action one time, and when they save him he’s just like “well now you have to tell me what’s happening :)” so they resignedly explain and let him join the team. Janus sees through their various excuses and basically just invites himself to their meetings and refuses to leave, so they don’t really have a choice there (but he’s actually very helpful, albeit not super cooperative). They’re like the world’s most dysfunctional Nancy Drew crew

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John Mulaney on his way to murder Princess Diana

Happy Bi Visibility Day (Sept. 23rd) to:

Bisexuals

Biromantics

Bi lesbians

Bisexual aromantics

Biromantic asexuals

Bisexual demiromantics

Biromantic demisexuals

Bisexual greyromantics

Biromantic greysexuals

Bi oriented aroaces

Bisexual panromantics

Biromantic pansexuals

Bisexual polyromantics

Biromantic polysexuals

Bisexual omniromantics

Biromantic omnisexuals

Bisexual heteroromantics

Biromantic heterosexuals

Bisexual and biromantic transgender people

Bisexual and biromantic nonbinary people

Bisexual and biromantic sapphics

Bisexual and biromantic achilleans

Bisexual and biromantic WLW

Bisexual and biromantic MLM

Bisexual and biromantic NLW

Bisexual and biromantic NLM

Bisexual and biromantic NLN

Bisexual and biromantic MOGAIs

And all other bisexual and biromantic people! I wish you all a fantastic Bi Visibility Day full of acceptance and love! Your bi identity is beautiful and perfect, just like you! Take pride in how awesome you are today!!!

Some of my favourite bi/gay songs:

She by Dodie

A Shitty Gay Song about You by Smoothboi Ezra

Not A Phase by Jessie Paege and Lucy and La mer

Mr Brightside by The Killers

Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen

Make Me Feel by Janelle Monaé

(Feel free to add on)

All I could think of was this:

Season 2 of Umbrella Academy is gonna be released at 3 AM in my timezone

Guess who's staying up to watch it

This dumbass, that's who!

[UPDATED]

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We did it

shane’s entire channel has been demonetized.

[ID: A cropped image of Camuccini’s painting “The Death of Julius Caesar”. In the center is Julius Caesar, labelled “"It’s just a phase"”. Around him are various senators holding knives, labelled “bi people”, “aces”, “queer people”, “lesbians”, “aros”, “pan people”, “trans people”, “nonbinary people”, and “gay people”. End ID]

*chef kisses* perfect

Idk I really like their dynamic

I feel like this is definitely something Roman would say

Bro, DON'T tempt me, I don't wanna pull out my sword and flirt with you. DON'T.