oh no!!! fun fantsy whats next are my children going to summon satan?!
The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
My friend is making a show and Iβm doing the art go watch it if you want
Mac and cheese is orange!
Orange
jason: *turns corner after stopping a mugging and sees he's actively getting tire-jacked*
jason:
street kid:
jason: *getting prepared to just let the kid have the tire* any chance you're gonna put that back on?
kid: *eyes narrow* maybe. your name red hood?
jason: uh . . . yeah? *gestures to hood* i'm decently sure
kid: *screws tire back on* here ya go then, mister. sorry about that. i didn't know this was your bike.
jason:
kid:
jason: *hands her a flier for a shelter* ya can go here, kid. they'll help. call me if you ever get into any trouble, okay?
later:
jason: dickie i'll tell ya, in that moment i gave up, ya know? i fully accepted it. i looked down at the kid and i thought, "ive been runnin from bein bruce my whole life, maybe its time to give in". i was fully ready to take the kid to the nearest adoption agency by tomorrow. i was plannin' out the kids room in my apartment, stuffed animals and obnoxious night light an all. an then the little gremlin REJECTED ME
dick . . . by giving you back the tire he stole
jason: *crying* exactly
dick: did it ever cross your mind that she did that because she liked you? not the other way around?
jason: of course not! if she really liked me she would have hit me with the tire iron, not given me back the tire! what kind of backward thinking is that???
dick:
A page of lil doodles of my fav ships
AHHHHHHH why did such a simple thing take soo long *looks at the ADHD heh who knows
Awwwww gay old men :)
smooshing them together like toy dolls
Hi :)
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Happy birthday ao3!!
Happy birthday to AO3 ππ
Two vampires let's call them M and S fell in love and late one night M says "some times I wonder what I look like now did my appearance change when I did do I look the same I barely remember what I used to look like anymore" this eventually led to them trying to describe eachother and a laugh filled night years and years later S walked up holding a painting with a huge smile "it's you" she said her fangs caught the light "I knew you wanted to know how you looked" M smiled back she looked different now darker hair tried eyes but she looked like her truely her
I make little drawings and stuff and whatever I like at the moment
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