If I Was A Vampire In My Bat Form I Would Simply Curl Up In Your Pocket

A mozzarella stick!

Audio taken from Real Time Fandub’s Sonic 06 and Sonic Adventure 2

Here’s those dumb animatic clips I made

My little take on the cut character “Mr Tv” from a hat in time. I like to think he’d be the host for a show similar to the Twilight Zone. 

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on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

Im gonna make an announcement. Pink Diamond is a bitch ass motherfucker, She ruined my fucking life, thats right, She took her big diamond-ass ego out, and she ruined my FUCKING life, and she said her gem was "thiis big" and i said that's DISGUSTING, so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Pink Diamond you got a SMALL gem its the size of this WALNUT except WAY SMALLER and guess what my gem looks like, WHPHHHHHP Thats RIGHT BABY. ALL PINK, NO IMPERFECTIONS, NO BETRAYAL LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. She RUINED MY LIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA RUIN BEACH CITY. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET,

MY SUPER LASER POISON

Except im not gonna RUIN Beach City, im gonna go higher.

im RUINING THE EARTH!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PINK DIAMOND IM RUINING THE EARTH YOU

IDIOT

YOU HAVE FORTY ONE HOURS BEFORE THE POISON DrRDRDRDROPLETS HITS THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING POISON YOU TOO.

the holy grail