Hey Ao3 Can You Like Give The Extra $38k You Made From This Month’s Funds Drive To Charity

Steps In Explaining The Plot of An Addicting Show/Anime To A Friend

First, smile.

Then ask them to sit down… 

Proceed with the explanation and try to avoid any spoilers….

Without killing yourself in the process.

Once finished… proceed with smacking your friend for making you re-feel all of the emotions that destroyed you when watching the show.

The End.

"Why can't the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone."

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the 'gross stuff' you'll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3's specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed' to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We've been there just as long as you. We've been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who's fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3's source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky' is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

When people question why your OTP isn't straight...

I so would date somebody with scars. Would you?

wizard!dan au

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

Creaking though

Stop holding your breath.

Stop holding your breath.

Stop holding your breath.

I know you know.

I’ve made friends

With the voices.

In my head.

As for the demons.

Under my bed.

Including the monster.

Watching through the glass.

And for the hands.

Coming though.

The walls.

They’re the one.

That.

Well.

We don’t get along.

We just don’t get alone.

I know you think I’m crazy.

Well the way things been.

Going.

You’re not on the wrong track.

I don’t think it’s fair.

That isn’t really.

There.

But still stair.

And very a-wear.

That you say they are not there.

My mind is starting.

My mind is starting.

Is starting to stair.

And I’m fully a-wear.

But I’m no longer scared.

No longer.

No longer.

No longer.

Scared.

Because I have unbound energy.

That everyone sees.

When I make it to this time.

I allow myself to fly.

Because I feel so alive.

As fast as a shooting star.

I’m not sure.

How far.

How far.

I’ll fly through the night sky.

As I shine.

O-o-o-o-o-o-oh S-o-o-o-o-o

Alive.

But it’ll fade.

When given time.

And I’ll become blind.

When I collide out of the sky.

I hope that I’ll be able.

To shine bright.

Through.

The night.

As I fight.

As I take.

Flight.

O-o-o-o-oh.

All night.

Like a diamond going into the night.

I’ll hold tight.

This Is so tru on so many high levels

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets