Bring Back The Habits That Made You Happy As A Child. There’s No Reason You Should Ever Have To Give

when a guest is rude to me it’s become my policy to give them how much food we’re actually told to (which as you might expect, is not very much) rather than more like I always do otherwise

For instance: a woman is repeatedly rude to me while I take her order for chicken tenders and repeatedly interrupts me and acts impatient? I make her five (5) of our chicken tenders as our employee manual instructs when normally? I’d give a full box of like 10+

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it costs 0 extra dollars to be nice to customer service employees

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

Hey everyone I just posted a new book on Wattpad thought you might like to read it

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

Everyone that reblogs this will get an ask saying what type of GAY they are based on their blog

Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.

“Wait. What the….” 

A new era of hidden benders…

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