This Pasta Is Overcooked. It’s Too Chewy

Reblog if you are actually, genuinely a Slytherin and have been sorted. •no bullshit •no biased opinion •not because Draco is hot and you want to live out your fantasies

Reblog if you are determined, resourceful, cunning and ambitious.

Too many people only claim to be in Slytherin because of Draco and it makes me fuckin angry so once again…

ONLY REBLOG IF YOU ARE A LITERAL SLYTHERIN.

Zac Efron hearing ‘The Other Side’ for the first time.

Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

Green Day, Paramore , My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Of Mice And Men, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Linkin Park

To anyone out there who struggles I had this down to an exact science I dealed with insomnia, night terrors, and sleep pyralisis if I didn't do it right I literally couldn't wake up I'm willing to help anyone out there who needs it it'll take me time to get your sleep schedule down but I will put the work in if you need it

Shout out to all the people who struggle late at night to sleep while dealing with their nightmares, flashbacks, panic attacks, hallucinations, insomnia, a body that is convinced sleep should only happen in the morning, or when they’re almost asleep and their brain suddenly comes up with a surprise convincing reason that they need to be Anxious and upset right now. That shit is tough to deal with and you don’t get enough credit for hanging in there.

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

It's official yalls attitude has ruined me and I love it

So my girlfriend and I were watching avatar the last Airbender and we were eating watermelon and she had just finished hers looked at the rine looked at me and said "I'd get up to throw this away but I'm to lazy and I like snuggling with you" and then she started eating it and I said "that probably tastes really bitter" she looked at me and said "my grandpa eats it all the time it just tastes really dry and bland and flavorless" and I without missing a beat and no consideration deration said "sounds like my ex girlfriend" and then I realized what I said and we both just died laughing for the next minute

This is what this site does to me