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Okay, clearly I missed a piece of history within the Cars fandom. What/who is this Cars fandom terrorist?

the cars fandom terrorist is back and shes so bad at being mean its bringing me copious amounts of joy . if youre gonna be 30 years old insulting people on tumblr at least grow past kindergarten schoolyard level insults dawg 😭😭

Papa Lightning! 

When he’s not being a Jealous Boyfriend of open wheels, he’s worried for his Not!Daughter (but closest thing to daughter) getting close to his new rival.

Lightning: Not my daught- I mean trainer you son of a BITCH!

Bonus:

I’m in too deep @paralleladragons  😭 i love them so much

hello Pixarjem! for the HC... Sally x7

Depending on the situation...

While in casual public setting: A kiss on the cheek, nothing too showy but a sweet simple gesture that makes both of them a little warmer and relaxed. A nice surprise as well!

On a date: At Wheel Well overlooking the landscape, a slow single lip kiss with the focus on connection, before a bit of tongue to tease him for a possible later.

At home: Goes for small peppered kisses around his fender before reaching his lips, pulling back at first to give him the hint in her eyes and swerving tires that she wants to get more before going further. She continues her kiss with a small bite on his lip, being something of a Domme...

After a race (alone): Adrenaline fueled smooch action!

When he’s hurt: Gentle, avoid the places where he’s pain, quiet as to not feel like pity.

That G-rated steamy enough for you?

WHAT?! (Cars 3 spoilers)

@imcarstrash My God! Did you not realize what you just said? Or the implications of it!

“Oh yeah he hit her but at least he didn’t attempt to straight murder her.”

I don’t think you intended it that way but it looks like you’re condoning possible abuse.

Even then, Jackson got angry and desperate and decided to crash her into the wall.

l’ll admit I kind of ship Cruzon but I don’t condone what Jackson did. If I were to write a fanfic of these two being a couple than Jackson would be the one who’d need to admit he’s at fault, that he realized he went too far, maybe try to make it up to Cruz. Though not in the way of “I’ve changed!”, “It’ll be better this time”, or Cruz doing the whole “I can change him” schtick seen in almost EVERY YA novel nowadays.

Sorry it’s just your comment struck out at me as being ignorant of what you’re saying. I don’t want to attack you, but inform you. I apologize if it seemed like I was attacking you.

Name the fandom & I'll answer

The first character I first fell in love with The character I never expected to love as much as I do now The character everyone else loves that I don’t The character I love that everyone else hates The character I used to love but don’t any longer The character I would totally smooch The character I’d want to be like The character I’d slap A pairing that I love A pairing that I despise

Anyways,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

TORTURE AND SALLY AND CRUZ! WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIM WATCH!

I know I should’ve seen it coming but it still made me scared!

IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL!!!!!

OH THANKS FOR THE ENDING! I GUESS I’LL JUST ASSUME THE WORST OF HAPPENED TO THE THREE!

Okay...

Mater, call the spies and get a Maui hook and go save your friends,

Holley, get out the taser and shock the minions and help Mater get them out.

Finn, put eighteen holes inside of Axlerod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRn2jDfsOsQ

Agreed. Oh I love these girls they're both wonderful and adorable!

Lightning oh... Lightning you are both the greatest lady magnet and heartbreak. Don't yell at Cruz! She is pure joy!

My girls are sad!!! Save them!!!

(They’re both looking at Lightning in each shot- Lightning stop doing this to them, they don’t deserve it!!!)

(Also… Cruz is beefy and I love her???)

Duh. I never had any doubts

Reblog if you actually have faith in Cars 3.

This is another one of the characters that I made over the Spring semester at school. Funny how I’m posting this character during Pride Month His name is Harley Barr, but his drag queen name is Bunny Shademoore. He’s a poledancer at a gay club as a means of making money at least until his band gets off the ground. Got street smarts and confidence to mask his vagueness and jumpy nerves towards most people. He grew up relatively well-off in New York City and was fascinated by the drag scene there. It made him feel confident when his interests and androgynous appearance got him bullied at school. Despite his rather sexual occupation, he is asexual. However, being 1976, it wouldn’t be common at the time and so most would assume he’s gay. As of this post, he’s only appeared in one chapter so far: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13948989/2/ Hopefully more to come as he could help the teens with his skills, loyalty, and being comfortable with gender being malleable. #sevenchronicles #strangerthings #Harleybarr #harley #barr #bunnyshademoore #bunny #shademoore #dragqueen #1976 #1970s #asexual #confident #loyal #androgynous https://www.instagram.com/p/CeUc-bjFkcC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Cars characters as random quotes I wrote down on my phone

These quotes are all random things that people I know IRL said.

Max: Another goddamn micro USB! Where’s the mini USB?!?!

Miguel: The floor smells like fire.

Axlerod: Listen, buddy, I’m not a scientist. I just type in random numbers and pretend I’m right.

Sheriff: You’re literally just trying to push things into other things they’re not supposed to go in!

Cruz: Yes, I’ll take a yak. Two yaks, actually, please.

Sarge: You’re afraid of me, and of Bill Gates too.

Jackson: Happy goddamn birthday, you gorgeous bitch.

Acer: Grem, come back, I lost the torture device looking thing!

Mater: Well then, he can just go run into an electric fence if he’s going to be like that!

Tomber: Sneeze on the haters!

Fillmore: I wanna take an X-ray to a star and look at its bones.

Cal: No, don’t eat Neptune!!

Grem: If Photoshop was a hot Russian guy, I’d marry it.

Lightning, to Chick: You’re an asshole, I’m not high-fiving you!!

Sally: I’m busy dissecting sushi, hang on a second!

Vladimir: Alright, who just threw a 5-Hour Energy at me??

Raoul: Atheists- did my computer just burp?!

Ramone: What’s out there? ... Damn, those guys are good at dancing!

King: Did you just throw a fidget spinner?

Tex: First of all, he’s Jesus, and you’re not the boss of Jesus.

Lizzie: Hey baby, wanna yell at some apples together?

Shu: We need to use the formula for AAAH!

Victor: Why do you have 838 pictures of lasagna on your phone??

Francesco: No, get your own European boyfriends!

Professor Zundapp: Stop writing to me in French!!

Holley: Congratulations, you’ve just destroyed a planet with your shenanigans.

Finn: I’m ashamed to be part of this group. *wads up newspaper that Mater threw into his lap*

Petrov: Nobody ever likes my ideas because 90% of them involve dressing in drag.

Doc: Your oven is preheated, you syphilitic idiot!!