Rip Fanfiction? :(

My OT3:

Lightning/Sally/Cruz- Cool One/Clever One/Cute One

Jackson/Cruz/Natalie- Cool One/Cute One/Clever One

Eugene/Rapunzel/Cassandra- Cool One/Cute One/Clever One

Imagine your OT3 arguing about who is “the clever one”, who is “the cool one”, and who is “the cute one”.

Anyways,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

TORTURE AND SALLY AND CRUZ! WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIM WATCH!

I know I should’ve seen it coming but it still made me scared!

IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL IT’S HELL!!!!!

OH THANKS FOR THE ENDING! I GUESS I’LL JUST ASSUME THE WORST OF HAPPENED TO THE THREE!

Okay...

Mater, call the spies and get a Maui hook and go save your friends,

Holley, get out the taser and shock the minions and help Mater get them out.

Finn, put eighteen holes inside of Axlerod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRn2jDfsOsQ

Okay Lindsey Collins is going way too hard for Mia because it sounds less like she’s fangirling and more like she’s getting off.

Tia ends up sounding like a normal type of fangirling.

Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP

Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story. 

Historical AU 

Royal AU 

Modern AU 

Coffee Shop AU 

Bar/Restaurant AU 

Bookshop AU 

Florist AU  

Hospital AU 

Dance AU 

Airport/Travel AU 

Neighbour AU 

Roommate AU 

Detective AU 

Bodyguard AU 

Criminal AU 

Prison AU 

War AU 

Circus AU 

Summer Camp AU 

Teacher AU 

Dystopian AU 

Space AU 

Performer AU 

Soulmate AU 

Fairy Tale AU 

Massage Fic  

Sick/Injured Fic 

Proposal Fic  

Wedding Fic  

Holiday Fic  

Birthday Fic 

Pregnancy Fic  

Baby Fic 

Vacation Fic  

Bathtub Fic 

Text/Letter Fic 

Coming Out Fic   

Grief Fic  

Survival/Wilderness Fic  

Almost Kiss 

First Kiss 

The Big Damn Kiss 

Dance of Romance  

Flowers of Romance 

Chocolate of Romance  

Blind Date  

Not a Date  

Fake Dating 

Fake Married 

Arranged Marriage  

Accidentally Married 

Marriage of Convenience 

Mutual Pining 

Secret Relationship  

Established Relationship 

Awful First Meeting 

Forgotten First Meeting  

Accidental Eavesdropping  

Interrupted Declaration of Love 

Poorly Timed Confession 

Love Confession 

Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love for Character B to Character C)  

Everybody Knows/Mistaken for Couple 

Star Crossed Lovers  

It’s Not You, It’s Me 

It’s Not You, It’s My Enemies  

Character in Peril 

Heroic Sacrifice 

Flirting Under Fire 

Locked in a Room 

Twenty-Four Hours to Live  

Stranded on A Desert Island 

Stranded Due to Inclement Weather 

Huddling for Warmth 

Bed Sharing  

Did They or Didn’t They? 

In Vino Veritas  

Above the Influence  

Anger Born of Worry  

Green-Eyed Epiphany  

The Missus and the Ex 

Second Love  

Intimate Artistry  

Married to the Job  

Innocent Physical Contact 

I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On 

Aroused By Her Voice  

Erotic Dreams 

First Time 

Unexpected Virgin 

PWP 

Kink 

Makeovers 

Hair Brushing/Braiding 

Sleep Intimacy 

Scars  

Time Travel  

Curses 

Magical Accidents 

Accidentally Saving the Day   

Yes. I never had to but I know that people who do so know that they need to and that it’s hard to go with that choice, but it was her’s. No one should tell them otherwise how to live their life.

reblog if you support those who have had an abortion.

We need to show support for them/us.

Cars characters as random quotes I wrote down on my phone

These quotes are all random things that people I know IRL said.

Max: Another goddamn micro USB! Where’s the mini USB?!?!

Miguel: The floor smells like fire.

Axlerod: Listen, buddy, I’m not a scientist. I just type in random numbers and pretend I’m right.

Sheriff: You’re literally just trying to push things into other things they’re not supposed to go in!

Cruz: Yes, I’ll take a yak. Two yaks, actually, please.

Sarge: You’re afraid of me, and of Bill Gates too.

Jackson: Happy goddamn birthday, you gorgeous bitch.

Acer: Grem, come back, I lost the torture device looking thing!

Mater: Well then, he can just go run into an electric fence if he’s going to be like that!

Tomber: Sneeze on the haters!

Fillmore: I wanna take an X-ray to a star and look at its bones.

Cal: No, don’t eat Neptune!!

Grem: If Photoshop was a hot Russian guy, I’d marry it.

Lightning, to Chick: You’re an asshole, I’m not high-fiving you!!

Sally: I’m busy dissecting sushi, hang on a second!

Vladimir: Alright, who just threw a 5-Hour Energy at me??

Raoul: Atheists- did my computer just burp?!

Ramone: What’s out there? ... Damn, those guys are good at dancing!

King: Did you just throw a fidget spinner?

Tex: First of all, he’s Jesus, and you’re not the boss of Jesus.

Lizzie: Hey baby, wanna yell at some apples together?

Shu: We need to use the formula for AAAH!

Victor: Why do you have 838 pictures of lasagna on your phone??

Francesco: No, get your own European boyfriends!

Professor Zundapp: Stop writing to me in French!!

Holley: Congratulations, you’ve just destroyed a planet with your shenanigans.

Finn: I’m ashamed to be part of this group. *wads up newspaper that Mater threw into his lap*

Petrov: Nobody ever likes my ideas because 90% of them involve dressing in drag.

Doc: Your oven is preheated, you syphilitic idiot!!

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character:

Least Favorite character:

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

Character I find most attractive:

Character I would marry:

Character I would be best friends with:

A random thought:

An unpopular opinion:

My canon OTP:

Non-canon OTP:

Most badass character:

Pairing I am not a fan of:

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

Favourite friendship:

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when or if I started shipping it.

my thoughts:

What makes me happy about them:

What makes me sad about them:

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

Things I look for in fanfic:

My kinks:

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

My happily ever after for them:

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: 

All the people I ship romantically with this character: 

My non-romantic OTP for this character: 

My unpopular opinion about this character: 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

My OTP:

My OT3:

Sporking Projects List

Sporking is looking at bad fanfics and making fun of them and critiquing them. 

IT IS NOT TO MAKE FUN OF THE AUTHOR!

Request a bad fanfic if you want me to spork it.

Fics I’ll Be Sporking:

Cars: Two friends, one cup (Fandom: Cars)

TM4TR (Fandom: Cars)

Tow Mater (Fandom: Cars)

The Disney Seven (Fandom: Disney)

(Possibly) Curse of the Demon Pony (Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Fandoms I’m A Part Of:

Cars movies (sans Planes 1 and 2)

Pixar

Disney

Steven Universe

Gravity Falls

Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra

Star vs. The Forces of Evil

Dreamworks

Phineas and Ferb

Samurai Jack

Classic Nickelodeon

Classic Cartoon Network

Kim Possible

How I Met Your Mother

Code Geass

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Your Name

Studio Ghibli

And so the partying commenced...

Holley: Hey, you know what would be great right now?

Mater: Eating liquorice?

Finn: Punching a swingset!

Cruz: Eating liquorice!

Lightning: Riding a hoverboard!

Cruz: Eating liquorice while on a hoverboard!

Mater: No! Punch the hoverboard! Eat the swingset!

*Some time later*

Lightning: Okay, so we’re all clear on this. The hoverboard of made of liquorice. We can punch it if we want to, but only if it’s near a swingset. Is that good, are we good?

Finn: I like it.

Cruz: Sounds good.

Mater: Can the swingset hover?

Lightning: GRAAAAH!

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

MOOOOORRRRREEEE!

GODDAMMIT! I WISH I COULD DRIVE TO SEE IT!

(1 hour later after having been throughly tranquillize.)

Cruz definitely has the face of the “this isn’t going to be good idea anymore... is it.” My god I can’t wait/hope for more adorableness from her.

Now I’m suddenly thinking Miss Fritter if human, would look like Jasper from Steven Universe.

HUGE SPOILERS FOR CARS FANDOM

Link to an Instagram video of a small portion of the Demolition Derby clip from the Road to the Races tour.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSuYuE-j_pT/