Chewing On A Mango Slice Rn #lies

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

Steelblue Ladybird beetle.

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

nothing hooters

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

need to beg someone, using their deadname, to stop raping me

my date orders a single grain of rice and before the waiter even places it on the table I ask "you gonna finish that or can I have some"

and we scrolled all night on the best blog ever

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry