This is what Carmen and Gray will literally do!!!
Dex Jr.: U can’t survive one night with my cousins and me!
Player: Meh, I can!
12 P.M
Dex Jr.: *summons Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
Baby: *hunger crying*
Carmen: *tries to feed him* Don’t cry Sammy, mommy’s here!
Gray: *stroking his belly* Calm down sweetie! *turns to Dex* Just shut up!!
Player: *screams* PLEAAAAASE STOP! *call his mom* Mom, I wanna go home right away. AND I’M NEEDING A MENTAL TREATMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
VN cop: *talking Vietnamese* Ê xin lỗi nhưng chúng mầy giải thích cho anh đc ko?
Gray: Uhh, what the heck he’s saying? I don’t understand!
Zack: *just adapted to Vietnamese* Ờ, anh ơi anh, giải thích cái gì í ạ?
VN cop: *still talking Vietnamese, but to Neal and Dash* Ý anh là mấy đứa đi buôn người hay sao mà trẻ con người lớn nhồi hết vào cốp xe thế hả????
Antonio: *gulps* Uh oh… he thought those amigos were trafficking us!
VN cop: *switches language to English* Well, just eat up and talk… You weirdos were starved for three days.
last song obsessed about: Alec Benjamin's "Annabelle' Homework".
Fave color: anything on the black, green, and blue spectrum - ANYTHING!
last book liked: The Backstagers (multiple authors I dunno how to cite)
last movie: Gifted (starring Chris Evans)
last tv show: Inside Job - especially the "Reagan and Mychelle" episode!
sweet/savory/spicy: matcha cheezcaek
last search: jayvik
current obsession: Jayvik, Jeverus, Harco, and cooking.
tagged by @fizzytastic thank you darling. this ask game has come back to me! gotta make sure all my answers are different
last song: uhh i am a girl like you
fav color: piiiink 💝
last book: got the new julia armfield
last movie: i truly have no idea because i am no longer dating someone who watches movies
last tv show: re-finished season 1 of gravity falls, BLESS
sweet/savory/spicy: currently enjoying some KFC Nashville Spicy Chicken Strisps^tm pretty banger
last search: i don't need to search anything bc i know everything already. i was looking for ITS ME BOY IM THE PS5
current obsession: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tagging @jnewinchester @welcometotheunknownlosers I DON'T RECALL SEEING YOUR ANSWERS BABYRATS
Player: WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED TO U GUYS AT 3 A.M!?
3 A.M ON SATURDAY
Baby Sammy: *Cries at 12 p.m until now*
Dex Jr.: *summoning Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
Finnegan: *sleepbiting Dash*
Zack & Dash: *yowling like nuts*