The Little Pup Urge To Curl Up In Someone's Lap (is Much Too Big But Will Definitely Try)

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

the most dangerous combo for age regressors?

being sleepy and far too comfortable…

showered n clean but so freeking eepy,,,

i am but a dog, a puppy even. why must i be burdened with the mundane drudgery such as... making food, and... gosh, tookers brushing...

how dare you…….. make a dog write a long essay…… how am i even supposed to do that….. with my paws,,,,,,?? >:(

wags my stupid fucking tail. whatever

shifts are wild bc wdym people don't know I don't want to be bothered right now?

my ears are pinned back and my claws are out

this is me right now

"use your words" umm i dont think i will im literally ouppy. wufwuf

damn girl you really make me wanna sit at the door with my tail between my legs and whine for you to come back (dog rizz)

alterhuman because autism, alterhuman because queer, alterhuman because misanthrope, alterhuman because angry at society, alterhuman because other mental illness, alterhuman because