Okay This Also Bothered Me

Okay this also bothered me

Harry: hey

Voldemort: what the fuck is it now Potter?

Harry: what is with parseltongue?

Voldemort: …. run this by me again.

Harry: like, are we just going to accept that we can talk to snakes for no reason at all?

Voldemort: it’s magic.

Harry: Is it? Because I don’t see any people who speak cat or moose around here. Why snakes? Snake talking seems to be a really stupid and specific thing to just magically happen. I feel like ravens would be much more useful to talk to. Or owls! Owls are magical, it would make sense if some of us could talk to owls, but no, it’s only snakes. Not even lizards or anything, just giant hissing scaly worms.

Voldemort:

Harry: look, all I’m asking is, if Salazar Slytherin’s dad or mum did, or did not- fuck a magic snake.

Voldemort:

Voldemort: get the fuck out of my castle

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6 years ago

Draco: father will be hearing about this

Harry: …

Harry: we’re writing our wedding invitations

Draco: yes he will be so pleased

5 years ago

I need a fic where Harry is overjoyed that his two best friends are finally together and happy, but also jealous and annoyed at suddenly being the third wheel. Like:

“Hermione, he doesn’t belong to you- No, I don’t care that he’s your boyfriend. I haven’t seen him all day and I saw him first, damnit!”

“Ron, please stop kissing her, she’s supposed to be helping me research, Are you going to write my essay for me? Didn’t think so… No, wait, Hermione, I didn’t me that you were going to write my essay for me, I just- You can’t leave me here to die!… Stop laughing, Ron.”

“Hermione, it is boys night! No girls allowed… geez, okay, stop yelling at me. You can have two minutes to say goodnight… It’s been longer than two minutes, Hermione!… Hey, leave space for Wizard Jesus! Get off him Hermione! You are corrupting my best friend!”

Basically, we need more Harry “the cockblock” Potter.

6 years ago

Quick Guide to Punctuating Dialogue

“This is a line of dialogue,” she said.

“This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a speech tag.”

“This is a full sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence.”

“This is a sentence followed by an action.” He smiled. “They’re separate sentences, because I didn’t speak by smiling.”

7 years ago

lucius malfoy joined the death eaters for the aesthetic and has been slowly backing out of that life choice ever since


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6 years ago
They Would, And They Did.

they would, and they did.

5 years ago

I feel like the problem ppl have when constructing redemption arcs is people make 'the character realizes what they've done is wrong' the end step instead of like...one of the earliest ones. a satisfying redemption arc doesn't resolve when the character first feels sorry, it resolves when a character has really journeyed towards atonement and made enough change in themselves to achieve some kind of symbolic victory over who they used to be

4 years ago
Well He’s Not My Type But He’ll Do.

Well he’s not my type but he’ll do.

5 years ago
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I
As We Know James , Sirius And Peter Found Out Remus’ Secret Around Their Second Year At Hogwarts. I

As we know James , Sirius and Peter found out Remus’ secret around their second year at Hogwarts. I imagined that they caught Remus out going to the whomping willow and told him everything. Remus was so shocked and terrified that his secret was reveled and he might lose his friends,so he ran away hopeless without saying nothing. James, Peter and Sirius decided to wait for him (at the right distance from whomping willow) and they would help him as soon as he returned. Needless to say, that night for Remus was probably one of the worst he ever lived, he was absolutely certain that the next morning his friends, frightened by his nature, would abandon him. This scene takes place after that night. - - - - this comic took me ages to do it( something like three weeks?) because I’m not recovered at all by my elbow tendinitis and I can’t draw so much. I worked on this a little bit at time, this was so demoralizing for me, I wanted to draw but my arm did hurt so so so so much. I hope to recover soon because I can’t stand it anymore! I really need Madam Pomfrey’s care right now!😅

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