Not To Be Dramatic But You Are Literally God's Gift To Earth And Deserve Eternal Happiness

Hades: [trying to feel the baby kick] Hera: Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everyone else. Zeus: It's hard for the little one to perform under pressure. Demeter: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night! Hades: Woah, it was small, but I think I felt something. Poseidon: Top 10 things Hera said on her wedding night. Hera: [starts laughing] Zeus: Stop laughing at it, Hera :( Hades, Demeter, Poseidon and Hestia: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night!!

lee: if camp was on fire and you could only take one thing, what would you take? Clarisse: my spear Percy: the pegasi! Will: my med bag Travis: some cash probably Drew: my clothes Connor: my books Malcolm: a nap. i bet it would be pretty warm. Everyone screaming: MALCOLM, WE'D TAKE MALCOLM!

PJO fandom: we hate Drew Tanaka!! 😡🙄🤮🤮 right guys?

Tumblr PJO fandom: umm... not sure 'bout that..

I love how Blood of Olympus's hardcover is purple on the outside but orange in the inside. Just like Jason fr

✨✨ A Pick Up Line To Use On A Percy Jackson Fan: ✨✨

: Hey there, who's your godly parent?

: Definitely Hermes.

: Really? Could have fooled me cuz you look like a child of Aphrodite ;)

I am Althea, god of the year

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

will ranting to nico in a very intimate, soft, vulnerable moment about how michael would have loved him. about how they shared music taste and aesthetic, and how michael would have taught nico all about the punk and goth subcultures, and how he would have gifted nico shirts and CDs and how he would have loved him from the moment will walked into cabin 7 with him and would have told him nico was perfect for him!

nico has talked to michael's ghost before, after the war, and he knows michael thought he was cool and would have been a good friend with him. he already knows everything will is saying, but he can't bring himself to tell him because there's nothing like hearing him talk about his passed-away siblings with a voice that sounds more like love than like grief.

This sent me into an actual spiral 😭

I love Drew Tanaka so much but going through her tags and seeing stuff like this hurt in the most gut wrenching way possible

TA! Drew Tanaka

-Growing up never being taken seriously by anyone because of her looks

-Finally having people truly listen to her at camp

-Trying to figure out her godly parent

-Ares, maybe? The campers wonder, seeing her yell with the anger of war

-Not getting claimed, slowly accepting it

-Charmspeaking someone during Capture the Flag

-Silena realizing and telling everyone what it was

-Drew becoming the unclaimed daughter of Aphrodite everyone knows about

-Slowly being ignored and getting less and less training

-Befriending Alabaster Torrington, someone who, like her, knows their godly parent while being unclaimed

-Alabaster joking the Army and holding his hand out to Drew, to bring her with

-Her reaching out to take it, only to stop when she hears Silena calling her name, looking for her

-Saying goodbye to her best friend to stay with her sister

-Starting to date Lee Fletcher, hating the idea of the Rite of Passage

-Before the Battle, Lee making her promise that, above all, to protect Will, his little brother

-Lee dying

-Drew grieving, taking Will and running, deeper and deeper into the Labyrinth

-Alabaster and Ethan finding them, bringing them to the Princess Andromeda

-Drew not knowing Silena is the spy

-Drew learning about the Cabin Ten curse, Nemesis laughing as she recounts the story

-Drew working her way to the top and becoming one of Luke’s generals

-Drew breaking the heart of a random mortal boy, who looks all too much like Lee

-Silena dying, known as the traitor

-Zeus letting Drew go free, because of the dumb Aphrodite stereotype she had tried so hard to fight, had joined the Titans for

-Getting claimed right as she sees Silena’s body

-Drew becoming head counselor the day of her 14th birthday

-Having Aphrodite’s blessing for months, as an apology for not being claimed earlier, still having it at the start of TLH

-Piper coming along, too much like Silena, refusing the Rite of Passage

-Drew looking at Jason, knowing what will happen to him

-The war against Gaea.

-Drew Tanaka, seen as a shallow, self-absorbed Aphrodite girl by most of camp

-Drew Tanaka, survivor of two wars, outliving most of her friends and family

-Drew Tanaka, who became exactly what she hated in the first place

i dont feel anything about zoebrina. i think it’s kind of fucked up how the writers are determined to make zoe take everything chloe had instead of being her own, actually interesting character.

dont get me wrong, i like zoe. but thats it, i like her. i am not invested in her character and i doubt i WILL be invested in her character, especially if this plot of her having a dark past parallels chloe. because thats just rubbing more salt in the wound.

take her place in the group. take her old miraculous. TAKE HER WEIRD GAY SITUATIONSHIP WITH MARINETTE. and now she’s taking sabrina too! these two never actually interacted as far as i’m aware. i cannot get invested in their relationship.

imagine if you have a really toxic friendship with someone and you’re obsessed and dependent on them. one day you FINALLY stand up to that friend, with help. they fuck off out of your life. you never get proper closure about it. their SIBLING is suddenly everywhere and yeah fuck everything that just happened you’re in love with the sibling now!

am i the only one who finds that weird?

Only EPIC fans will understand. 😌